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Posts: 600
From: Moreno Valley, California
Registered: Sep 2004

posted 07-20-2005 10:43 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for stc65coupe351w   Click Here to Email stc65coupe351w     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
An elderly blonde lived on a small farm in Canada, just yards
away from the North Dakota border. Their land had been the
subject of a minor dispute between the United States and Canada
for years. The now widowed blonde, lived on the farm with her son
and three grandchildren.

One day, her son came into her room holding a letter.

"I just got some news, Mom," he said. "The government has come to
an agreement with the people in Washington. They've decided that
our land is really part of the United States. We have the right
to approve or disapprove of the agreement. What do you think?"

"What do I think?" his blonde mother said. "Sign it! Call them
right now and tell them we accept! I don't think I could stand
another one of those Canadian winters!"

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Posts: 165
From: Ft Bragg NC
Registered: Jun 2005

posted 07-21-2005 12:04 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for deathtoricers   Click Here to Email deathtoricers     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
I'm a Canadian Blonde, and I approve this joke


see them buzz by
exhausts like bumble bee's
go round the next corner.. they're wrapped round a tree
ricer, dear ricer, when will you learn
you race the big blocks you're gonna get burned
two shots of NOS and what's that you say? your engine is blown.. you'll be back another day?
don't waste your time, your cash or energy.. until you get a real car you'll never touch me

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From: Ft Bragg, NC USA
Registered: Apr 2005

posted 07-21-2005 02:28 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for RancheroSandraGayle   Click Here to Email RancheroSandraGayle     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Originally posted by deathtoricers:
I'm a Canadian Blonde, and I approve this joke


Man she beat me to it!

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