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stc65coupe351w Gearhead Posts: 600 From: Moreno Valley, California Registered: Sep 2004
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posted 07-20-2005 10:43 PM
An elderly blonde lived on a small farm in Canada, just yards away from the North Dakota border. Their land had been the subject of a minor dispute between the United States and Canada for years. The now widowed blonde, lived on the farm with her son and three grandchildren.One day, her son came into her room holding a letter. "I just got some news, Mom," he said. "The government has come to an agreement with the people in Washington. They've decided that our land is really part of the United States. We have the right to approve or disapprove of the agreement. What do you think?" "What do I think?" his blonde mother said. "Sign it! Call them right now and tell them we accept! I don't think I could stand another one of those Canadian winters!"
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deathtoricers Gearhead Posts: 165 From: Ft Bragg NC Registered: Jun 2005
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posted 07-21-2005 12:04 PM
I'm a Canadian Blonde, and I approve this joke*lol* ------------------ see them buzz by exhausts like bumble bee's go round the next corner.. they're wrapped round a tree ricer, dear ricer, when will you learn you race the big blocks you're gonna get burned two shots of NOS and what's that you say? your engine is blown.. you'll be back another day? don't waste your time, your cash or energy.. until you get a real car you'll never touch me
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RancheroSandraGayle Gearhead Posts: 197 From: Ft Bragg, NC USA Registered: Apr 2005
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posted 07-21-2005 02:28 PM
quote: Originally posted by deathtoricers: I'm a Canadian Blonde, and I approve this joke*lol*
Man she beat me to it!
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