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warhorse1
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From: camino
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posted 07-12-2005 06:49 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for warhorse1   Click Here to Email warhorse1     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
On a bus one day were two boys and a middle aged woman reading her book.

The two small boys were having a deep heated discussion on the subject of spelling.

"It would be spelt W-W-W-W-O-O-O-O-M-M-M-M-B-B-B-B"

"No its not. It's spelt W-W-W-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-B-B-B"

The lady leaned over and said, "Excuse me boys, but I think you'll find the word is spelled W-O-M-B".

The first boy looks at the other, and then back at the lady, and replies, "Ya know lady, I bet you've never even seen a hippopotamus, let alone ever heard one fart underwater before!"

...Jay

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stc65coupe351w
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From: Moreno Valley, California
Registered: Sep 2004

posted 07-12-2005 10:30 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for stc65coupe351w   Click Here to Email stc65coupe351w     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote

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exlocal
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Registered: Dec 2004

posted 07-12-2005 11:38 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for exlocal     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
H2O spilling out of nostrils!

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68 Coop
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Registered: Oct 2004

posted 07-13-2005 12:38 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for 68 Coop   Click Here to Email 68 Coop     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
That's funny.

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Scott H
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From: Chicago area
Registered: Mar 2005

posted 07-13-2005 03:18 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Scott H   Click Here to Email Scott H     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
That's like this one...

What's the difference between a saloon and an elephant fart?


One is a bar-room,

the other is a BAR-ROOOOMMMM !

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