On a bus one day were two boys and a middle aged woman reading her book.
The two small boys were having a deep heated discussion on the subject of spelling.
"It would be spelt W-W-W-W-O-O-O-O-M-M-M-M-B-B-B-B"
"No its not. It's spelt W-W-W-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-B-B-B"
The lady leaned over and said, "Excuse me boys, but I think you'll find the word is spelled W-O-M-B".
The first boy looks at the other, and then back at the lady, and replies, "Ya know lady, I bet you've never even seen a hippopotamus, let alone ever heard one fart underwater before!"
I know my limits....I just pass-out before I reach them
Run what ya brung and hope like hell ya brought enough.
Proudly annoying the neighbors for over 30 years
NEVER confuse education with wisdom !!!