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stc65coupe351w
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From: Moreno Valley, California
Registered: Sep 2004

posted 07-11-2005 05:30 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for stc65coupe351w   Click Here to Email stc65coupe351w     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote

A Web hosting company Tech joined the army. As part of his basic
training, he went out on the rifle range. He fired 99 shots at
the target, and missed the target with every shot! His Drill
Instructor tried to find out why.

"What's the matter with you?" asked the DI. "Why can't you hit
the target? What were you in civilian life?"

"I worked at Express Technologies, the company that hosts
That's Comedy.com," replied the new recruit, "and I don't know
why I can't hit the target. Let me see...."

The Tech checked his rifle, checked his rifle again, and checked
his rifle a third time. He then put his finger in front of the
muzzle, pulled the trigger, and blew the end of his finger off!

"Well," the Tech said, writhing in pain, "The bullets are leaving
here fine. The trouble must be on the other end! "

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wrksnfx
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Posts: 355
From: Warren,MI,Macomb
Registered: Sep 2004

posted 07-12-2005 08:45 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for wrksnfx   Click Here to Email wrksnfx     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Not even funny!

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SteveLaRiviere
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posted 07-13-2005 08:46 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for SteveLaRiviere   Click Here to Email SteveLaRiviere     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote

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