A Web hosting company Tech joined the army. As part of his basic
training, he went out on the rifle range. He fired 99 shots at
the target, and missed the target with every shot! His Drill
Instructor tried to find out why.
"What's the matter with you?" asked the DI. "Why can't you hit
the target? What were you in civilian life?"
"I worked at Express Technologies, the company that hosts
That's Comedy.com," replied the new recruit, "and I don't know
why I can't hit the target. Let me see...."
The Tech checked his rifle, checked his rifle again, and checked
his rifle a third time. He then put his finger in front of the
muzzle, pulled the trigger, and blew the end of his finger off!
"Well," the Tech said, writhing in pain, "The bullets are leaving
here fine. The trouble must be on the other end! "