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Topic: 3 Men and the Devil
From: Mesquite, NV. 89027 M&M# 4256
Registered: Oct 2004
posted 06-28-2005 10:38 PM
A Math teacher, Librarian, and a regular [email protected]$$ are confronted by the Devil. The Devil says they can each ask 1 question, and if he gets it right, he will kill the person who asks the question. If he get's it wrong, they get to go free.
The Math teacher asks what's the toughest formula ever known to Man. The Devil gets it right, and kills the teacher.
The Librarian asks whats the toughest text from Socretes. The Devil gets it right and kills him.
The [email protected]$$ asks for a chair. POOF, there's a chair. The [email protected]$$ asks for 100 holes to be drilled in the chair. POOF, theres 100 holes in the chair. The [email protected]$$ sits down, and rips a good one. He looks at the Devil, and asks, which hole did this fart come out of. Well, the Devil is dumbfounded, so he takes a guess at it. 3rd one from the right. The [email protected]$$ lokks at him with a big ole grin and says:
NO, it came out of my A-hole.
Headers/X-pipe/ Flowmaster 30's
"Restomod in Progress"
From: Ft Bragg NC
Registered: Jun 2005
posted 06-29-2005 02:34 AM
there is a fine line between intelligence and wit, guess the devil was the real dumbass!!
see them buzz by
exhausts like bumble bee's
go round the next corner.. they're wrapped round a tree
ricer, dear ricer, when will you learn
you race the big blocks you're gonna get burned
two shots of NOS and what's that you say? your engine is blown.. you'll be back another day?
don't waste your time, your cash or energy.. until you get a real car you'll never touch me
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