Posts: 2911
From: Mesquite, NV. 89027 M&M# 4256
Registered: Oct 2004

posted 06-28-2005 10:38 PM               

A Math teacher, Librarian, and a regular dumb@$$ are confronted by the Devil. The Devil says they can each ask 1 question, and if he gets it right, he will kill the person who asks the question. If he get's it wrong, they get to go free.
The Math teacher asks what's the toughest formula ever known to Man. The Devil gets it right, and kills the teacher.
The Librarian asks whats the toughest text from Socretes. The Devil gets it right and kills him.
The dumb@$$ asks for a chair. POOF, there's a chair. The dumb@$$ asks for 100 holes to be drilled in the chair. POOF, theres 100 holes in the chair. The dumb@$$ sits down, and rips a good one. He looks at the Devil, and asks, which hole did this fart come out of. Well, the Devil is dumbfounded, so he takes a guess at it. 3rd one from the right. The dumb@$$ lokks at him with a big ole grin and says:
NO, it came out of my A-hole.

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William
68 Coupe
289
Edelbrock 600
Performer Intake
Headers/X-pipe/ Flowmaster 30's
C4
8"rear/2:79gears
"Restomod in Progress"

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Posts: 165
From: Ft Bragg NC
Registered: Jun 2005

posted 06-29-2005 02:34 AM               

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see them buzz by
exhausts like bumble bee's
go round the next corner.. they're wrapped round a tree
ricer, dear ricer, when will you learn
you race the big blocks you're gonna get burned
two shots of NOS and what's that you say? your engine is blown.. you'll be back another day?
don't waste your time, your cash or energy.. until you get a real car you'll never touch me

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