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Topic: when you think your job is bad!!
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capri man
Gearhead Posts: 7249
From: doerun, ga.
Registered: Nov 2000
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posted 06-27-2005 11:01 AM
   
When you have an "I Hate My Job" day, try this:
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> On your way home from work, stop at your pharmacy and go to the
> Thermometer section and purchase a rectal thermometer made by Johnson
> and Johnson.
> Be very sure you get this brand.
> When you get home, lock your doors, draw the curtains and disconnect
> the phone so you will not be disturbed.
> Change into very comfortable clothing and sit in your favorite chair.
> Open the package and remove the thermometer.
> Now, carefully place it on a table or a surface so that it will not
> become chipped or broken. NOW, the fun part begins.
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> Take out the literature and read it carefully. You will notice that in
> small print there is a statement, "Every rectal thermometer made by
> Johnson and Johnson is personally tested."
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> NOW, close your eyes and repeat out loud five times,
> "I am so glad I do not work for quality control at Johnson and Johnson."
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> HAVE A NICE DAY AND REMEMBER, THERE IS ALWAYS SOMEONE ELSE WITH A JOB
> THAT IS WORSE THAN YOURS!!!!------------------
mike r
racing is real
everything else is just a game.
81 capri-302-7.25 @93mph 1/8
1.54 60ft 50 % of the fun dragracing is meeting people who will give you the shirt off their back to wipe the grease off your hands.
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Dreamcometrue
Gearhead Posts: 488
From: New-Brunswick,Canada
Registered: Apr 2004
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posted 06-27-2005 04:12 PM
Real funny Mike. 
I am a dairy farmer so whatever I do I am in deep **** anyway!
Rino 
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68 Coop
Gearhead Posts: 2911
From: Mesquite, NV. 89027 M&M# 4256
Registered: Oct 2004
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posted 06-27-2005 06:59 PM
Just curious, but wonder what kind of title would come with that job???------------------
William
68 Coupe
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Edelbrock 600
Performer Intake
Headers/X-pipe/ Flowmaster 30's
C4
8"rear/2:79gears
"Restomod in Progress"
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wrksnfx
Gearhead Posts: 356
From: Warren,MI,Macomb
Registered: Sep 2004
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posted 06-27-2005 08:45 PM
Speaking of bad job titles I had a job working for a local cement company as a diesel mechanics assistant but my job title was get this "greaser".
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deathtoricers
Gearhead Posts: 165
From: Ft Bragg NC
Registered: Jun 2005
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posted 06-29-2005 02:31 AM
quote:
Originally posted by 68 Coop:
Just curious, but wonder what kind of title would come with that job???
hmmmmmm thermo-rectal quality assurance specialist?
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see them buzz by
exhausts like bumble bee's
go round the next corner.. they're wrapped round a tree
ricer, dear ricer, when will you learn
you race the big blocks you're gonna get burned
two shots of NOS and what's that you say? your engine is blown.. you'll be back another day?
don't waste your time, your cash or energy.. until you get a real car you'll never touch me
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SkinnyMan
Gearhead Posts: 392
From: Tupelo, MS - USA
Registered: Jan 2005
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posted 06-30-2005 10:55 PM
quote:
Originally posted by 68 Coop:
Just curious, but wonder what kind of title would come with that job???
Even better is seeing a job appraisal review.------------------
SkinnyMan
Tupelo, MS Thank you, Thank you very much!
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