Steve was playing out in the yard one day, when his Mom caught him kicking a chicken. She yells at him to stop doing that, and as punishment, she tells him no eggs for a month.

Well, Steven is peeved so bad, he walks down to the barn where he see's some cows. Not thinking Mom can see him here, he gives one of them a good swift kick. Well, Mom caught him again, and said no beef for a month.
Steve's so mad by now, he gives up to go in the house to save more trouble.

Hour or so later, Dad comes home in. While making his way into the house, the yard cat snuck in the house. Well, when Steve's dad see it, he gives it the boot.

Steve looks at his Mom and say's, Are you gonna tell him or should I???

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William
68 Coupe
289
Edelbrock 600
Performer Intake
Headers/w Flowmaster 30's
C4
279 rear gears
"Restomod in Progress"