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Built351c
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Posts: 140
From: Big Lake, MN
Registered: Dec 2001

posted 06-04-2005 10:26 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Built351c     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
THE WEDDING TEST

My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year
when we decided to get married. My parents helped us
in every way, and my friends encouraged me.

My girlfriend? She was a dream! There was only one
thing bothering me. That one thing was her younger
sister.

My prospective sister-in-law was twenty years of age,
wore tight miniskirts, and low cut blouses. She would
regularly bend down when near me, and I got many a
pleasant view of her underwear. It had to be
deliberate. She never did it when she was near anyone
else.

One day little sister calls and asked me to come over
to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I
arrived.

She whispered to me that soon I was to be married, and
she had feelings and desires for me that she could not
overcome and did not really want to overcome. She told
me that she wanted to make love to me just once before
I got married and committed my life to her sister.

I was in total shock and could not say a word. She
said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you
want to go ahead with it just come up and get me." I
was stunned. I was frozen in shock as I watched her go
up the stairs. When she reached the top, she pulled
down her panties and threw them down the stairs at me.


I stood there for a moment, then turned and went
straight to the front door. I opened the door and
stepped out of the house and walked straight toward my
car.

My future father-in-law was standing outside. With
tears in his eyes he hugged me and said, "We are very
happy that you have passed our little test. We could
not ask for a better man for our daughter.

Welcome to the family!"


The moral of this story is: Always keep your condoms
in your car

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68 Coop
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Posts: 2911
From: Mesquite, NV. 89027 M&M# 4256
Registered: Oct 2004

posted 06-04-2005 10:43 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for 68 Coop   Click Here to Email 68 Coop     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote

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exlocal
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From: hacienda hts., CA, USA
Registered: Dec 2004

posted 06-05-2005 01:54 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for exlocal     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Strange family?

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reliving youth

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