> CHARLIE SAYS: "Daddy, how was I born?"

> DAD SAYS: "Ah, my son, I guess one day you will need to find out

> anyway! Well, you see your Mom and I first got together in a chat room

> on MSN. Then I set up a date via e-mail with your mom and we met at a

> cyber-cafe. We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed

> to a download from my hard drive. As soon as I was ready to upload, we

> discovered that neither one

> of us had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete

> button, nine months later a blessed little Pop-Up appeared and said:

> You've

> Got Male!"