How was I born..
> CHARLIE SAYS: "Daddy, how was I born?"
> DAD SAYS: "Ah, my son, I guess one day you will need to find out
> anyway! Well, you see your Mom and I first got together in a chat room
> on MSN. Then I set up a date via e-mail with your mom and we met at a
> cyber-cafe. We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed
> to a download from my hard drive. As soon as I was ready to upload, we
> discovered that neither one
> of us had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete
> button, nine months later a blessed little Pop-Up appeared and said:
> Got Male!"