BAPTIZING A DRUNK
A man is stumbling through the woods totally drunk when he comes upon
a
preacher baptizing people in the river. He proceeds to walk into the
water and
subsequently bumps into the preacher.
The preacher turns around and is almost overcome by the smell of
alcohol,
whereupon he asks the drunk, "Are you ready to find Jesus?"
The drunk answers, "Yes, I am."
So the preacher grabs him and dunks him in the water. He pulls him
up and
asks the drunk, "Brother, have you found Jesus?"
The drunk replies "No, I haven't found Jesus." The preacher shocked
at the
answer, dunks him into the water again for a little longer this time.
He again
pulls him out of the water and asks again, "Have you found Jesus, my
brother?"
The drunk again answers, "No, I haven't found Jesus." By this time
the
preacher is at his wits end and dunks the drunk in the water again---
but this
time holds him down for about 30 seconds and when he begins kicking his
arms and
legs he pulls him up. The preacher again asks the drunk, "For the love
of God,
have you found Jesus?" The drunk wipes his eyes and catches his breath
and says
to the preacher, ..................
"Are you sure this is where he fell in?
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mike r
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everything else is just a game.
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posted 04-22-2005 01:56 PM
