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Topic: Getting Caught
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TrishOfStc Gearhead Posts: 150 From: Riverside, Ca Registered: Jan 2005
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posted 04-18-2005 03:36 PM
Yellow Snow Once there were two farmers. One had a daughter and the other had a son. When thier kids were teenagers they started dating, and the two farners encouraged it. One day the girl's father went over to the other farmer's house and said that he didn't want thier children dating anymore. The boy's father asked, "Why not?" The other farmer said, "Come here and I'll show you." In his yard was the girl's name written in pee in the snow. The boy's father said, "Oh, come on, that's just boy stuff." The other farmer said, "You think I dont' know my own daughter's handwriting?"
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Moneymaker Administrator Posts: 26811 From: Lyons, IL, USA Registered: May 99
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posted 04-23-2005 04:58 PM
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63Kcode Gearhead Posts: 175 From: Anna Tx Registered: Dec 2004
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posted 04-24-2005 10:18 AM
A bird in the hand is better than one in the bush
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needforinfodotcom Journeyman Posts: 51 From: Registered: May 2005
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posted 05-06-2005 06:08 AM
That's a good one.
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