Bubba Joe's first military assignment was to a
military induction center, and, because he was a good
talker, they assigned him the duty of advising new
recruits about the government benefits, especially the
GI insurance to which they were entitled.
Before long the Captain in charge of the induction
center began noticing that Bubba was getting a 99%
sign up for the top GI insurance.
This was odd, because it would cost these poor
inductees nearly $30.00 per month more for their
higher coverage than what the government
was already granting. The Captain decided that he
would not ask Bubba Joe about his selling techniques
but that he would sit in the back of the room and
observe Bubba's sales pitch.
Bubba Joe stood up before his latest group of
inductees and stated, "If you have the normal GI
insurance and go to Iraq and are killed, the
government pays your beneficiary $6,000. If you take
out the supplemental GI insurance (which will cost you
an additional $30.00 per month), the government pays
your beneficiary $200,000."
"NOW," Bubba concluded, "which bunch do you think
they're gonna send into battle first?"
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