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capri man
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posted 04-06-2005 11:12 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for capri man   Click Here to Email capri man     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
A Georgia man is drinking in a New York Bar. He gets a call on his cell phone. He hangs up, grinning from ear to ear & orders a round of drinks for everybody in the bar because, he announces, his wife has just produced a typical Georgia baby boy weighing 25 pounds.

Nobody can believe that any new baby can weigh in at 25 pounds, but the Georgian just shrugs, "That's about average back home, folks. Like I said, my boy's a typical Georgia baby boy."

Congratulations showered him from all around & many exclamations

of WOW!" were heard. One woman actually fainted due to sympathy pains.

Two weeks later the Georgian returns to the bar.

The bartender says, "Say, you're the father of that typical Georgia baby that weighed 25 pounds at birth, aren't you? Everybody's been makin' bets about how big he'd be in two weeks. We were gonna call you ... so how much does he weigh now?"

The proud father answers, "Seventeen pounds."

The bartender is puzzled & concerned. "What happened? He already

weighed 25 pounds the day he was born."

The Georgia father takes a slow swig from his Lone Star, wipes his lips

on his shirt sleeve, leans in to the bartender & proudly says,

"Had him circumcised."

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mike r
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81 capri-302-7.25 @93mph 1/8
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ccode67
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posted 04-07-2005 02:37 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for ccode67   Click Here to Email ccode67     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
That story about my dad's visit to New York is still floating around.

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capri man
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mike r
racing is real
everything else is just a game.
81 capri-302-7.25 @93mph 1/8
1.54 60 ft.


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Billy Mac
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posted 04-07-2005 06:55 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Billy Mac   Click Here to Email Billy Mac     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
LMSAO!!!!

Richard Tharpe (former Top Fuel racer) was overheard to reply to a statement by Shirley Muldowney, that he may want to consider going on a diet....."Hell...I could get a sex change and lose 25 pounds"!!!

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