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capri man

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From: doerun, ga.
Registered: Nov 2000

posted 04-05-2005 09:42 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for capri man   Click Here to Email capri man     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote

The Doctor said: "The good news is I can cure your headaches...
The bad news is that it will require castration. You have a
very rare condition which causes your testicles to press up
against the base of your spine and the pressure creates one
hell of a headache. The only way to relieve the pressure is
to remove the testicles."

Joe was shocked and depressed. He wondered if he had anything
to live for. He couldn't concentrate long enough to answer,
but decided he had no choice but to go under the knife.

When he left the hospital, he was headache free for the first
time in over 20 years, but he felt as if he was missing an
important part of himself. As he walked down the street he
realized he felt like a different person. He could make a new
beginning and live a new life. He saw a men's clothing store
and thought, "That's what I need, a new suit.

The elderly salesman eyed him quickly and said "Let's see,
you're a size 44 long." Joe laughed and said, "That's right,
how did you know?" Been in the business 60 years!". Joe
tried on the suit. It fit perfectly.

As Joe admired himself in the mirror the tailor asked, "How
about a new shirt?" Joe thought for a moment and then said,
"Sure." "Let's see, 16 and a half neck, 34 sleeve." Joe was
surprised. "How did you know." "Been in the business 60 years."
The shirt fit perfectly.

As Joe looked at himself in the mirror, the salesman said,
"You could use new shoes." Since Joe was on a roll, he said
"Sure." The man eyed Joe's feet and said, "9-1/2E." Joe was
astonished. "That's right. How did you know?" "Been in the
business 60 years." Joe tried on the shoes and they also fit

As Joe walked comfortably around the shop, the salesman
asked, "How about new underwear?" Joe thought for a second
and said, "Why not." The man stepped back, eyed Joe's waist
and said, "Let's see, size 36." Joe laughed.

"Finally I've got you! I've worn size 32 since I was 18
years old.

The tailor shook his head. "You can't wear a size 32. Size
32 underwear would press your testicles against the base
of your spine and give you one hell of a headache."

mike r
racing is real
everything else is just a game.
81 capri-302-7.25 @93mph 1/8
1.54 60 ft.
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