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From: Moreno Valley, California
Registered: Sep 2004

posted 04-02-2005 10:44 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for stc65coupe351w   Click Here to Email stc65coupe351w     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
A foursome was waiting at the men's tee while another foursome of
ladies were hitting from the ladies tee.

The ladies were taking their time and when finally the last one
was ready to hit the ball she hacked it about 10 feet, went over
to it, hacked it another ten feet.

She looked up at the men waiting and said apologetically,

"I guess all those f-ing lessons I took this winter didn't

One of the men immediately replied,

"No, you see there's your problem. You should have been taking
golf lessons instead."

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From: Jeffersonville, NY USA
Registered: Mar 2002

posted 04-02-2005 11:00 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for 70boss302   Click Here to Email 70boss302     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
This guy storms into the local barber shop and asks how long till he can get his hair cut.
"about an hour" the barber replies.
The guy turns around and storms out the door.
The next day the same thing happens and so on for about a week.
Finally one day the barber gives the same answer and gets the same response so he has a customer follow the guy to see where he goes.
When the customer comes back the barber asks him where the guy went.
"over to your house" was his answer!!!

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