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stc65coupe351w Gearhead Posts: 436 From: Riverside California Registered: Sep 2004
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posted 03-31-2005 09:27 PM
A tough old cowboy counseled his grandson that if he wanted to live a long life, the secret was to sprinkle a pinch of gun powder on his oatmeal every morning. The grandson did this religiously to the age of 103. When he died, he left 14 children, 30 grand-children, 45 great grandchildren, 25 great-great grand children, and a 15 foot hole where the crematorium used to be.
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whiteknight289 Gearhead Posts: 1391 From: Wheaton, IL, USA Registered: Mar 2004
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posted 03-31-2005 09:52 PM
LOL Scott
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SteveLaRiviere Administrator Posts: 43792 From: Saco, Maine Registered: May 99
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posted 04-01-2005 08:12 AM
He spent his whole life shooting his mouth off, too.------------------ '70 Mustang Mach 1 351C 4V/FMX/3.25 Open '70 Mustang Convertible 250 I6/3 speed/2.79 Open '72 Mustang Sprint Hardtop 351C 4V/FMX/4.30 Trac Loc '94 F-150 XL 5.8L/E4OD/3.55 Limited Slip
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Moneymaker Administrator Posts: 26513 From: Lyons, IL, USA Registered: May 99
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posted 04-01-2005 02:16 PM
Brings a whole new meaning to methane gas. ------------------ Alex Denysenko Co-Administrator and Moderator NHRA/IHRA/SRA member and licensed Superstock driver NHRA and IHRA SS/LA & SS/MA National Record Holder '00,'01,'02,'03,'04 &'05 First SS/MA in the TENS! IHRA division 5 Superstock Champion Fleet of FoMoCo products including 88 ASC McLaren Mustang #28 The Barry of BarrysGrrl Quote #1: "I never met a magazine mechanic I liked." Quote #2: "Make sure brain is in gear before engaging mouth!" Quote #3: "If you can't run with the big dogs, stay on the porch!" www.moneymakerracing.com
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