A salesman drove into a small town where a circus was playing. A sign
read: "Don't Miss The Amazing Irishman." The salesman bought a ticket and
There, under The Big Top, in the center ring, was a table with three
walnuts on it. Standing next to it was an old Irishman. Suddenly, the old
man dropped his pants, whipped out his huge male member and smashed all
the walnuts with three mighty swings! The crowd erupted in applause and
the elderly Irishman was carried off on their shoulders.
Fifteen years later the salesman visited the same little town, found the
same circus and saw the same faded sign that read, "Don't Miss The
Amazing Irishman." He couldn't believe the old guy was still alive much
less still doing his act! He bought a ticket.
Again, the center ring was illuminated. This time, however, instead of
walnuts, three coconuts were placed on the table. The Irishman stood
before them, then suddenly dropped his pants and smashed the coconuts
with three swings of his amazing member. The crowd went wild!
Flabbergasted, the salesman requested a meeting with him after the show.
"You're incredible!" he told the Irishman, "But I have to know something.
I saw your act 15 years ago and you were using walnuts. Why the switch
from walnuts to coconuts?"
"Well lad," said the Irishman, "My eyes aren't what they used to be."
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