A man was sitting on the edge of the bed, observing his wife turning
back and forth, looking at herself in the mirror. Since her birthday
was not far off he asked what she'd like to have for her Birthday.
"I'd like to be six again", she replied, still looking in the mirror.
On the morning of her Birthday, he arose early, made her
a nice big bowl of Lucky Charms, and then took her
to Six Flags theme park. What a day! He put her on every ride in the
park: the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Monster Roller
Coaster, everything there was.
Five hours later they staggered out of the theme park.
Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down.
He then took her to a McDonald's where he ordered her a
Happy Meal with extra fries and a chocolate shake. Then
it was off to a movie, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite
candy, M&M's.
What a fabulous adventure! Finally she wobbled home with her husband
and collapsed into bed exhausted. He leaned over his wife with a big
smile and lovingly asked, "Well Dear, what was it like being six
again?"
Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly
changed. "I meant my dress size, you numbskull!"
The moral of the story: Even when a man is
listening, he is gonna get it wrong.
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Pics Michael
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posted 03-29-2005 03:10 PM
