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stc65coupe351w
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From: Moreno Valley, California
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posted 03-29-2005 03:10 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for stc65coupe351w   Click Here to Email stc65coupe351w     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote


A man was sitting on the edge of the bed, observing his wife turning

back and forth, looking at herself in the mirror. Since her birthday

was not far off he asked what she'd like to have for her Birthday.

"I'd like to be six again", she replied, still looking in the mirror.

On the morning of her Birthday, he arose early, made her

a nice big bowl of Lucky Charms, and then took her

to Six Flags theme park. What a day! He put her on every ride in the

park: the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Monster Roller

Coaster, everything there was.

Five hours later they staggered out of the theme park.

Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down.

He then took her to a McDonald's where he ordered her a

Happy Meal with extra fries and a chocolate shake. Then

it was off to a movie, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite

candy, M&M's.

What a fabulous adventure! Finally she wobbled home with her husband

and collapsed into bed exhausted. He leaned over his wife with a big

smile and lovingly asked, "Well Dear, what was it like being six

again?"

Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly

changed. "I meant my dress size, you numbskull!"

The moral of the story: Even when a man is

listening, he is gonna get it wrong.

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-1974 351w Block Bored .30-1969 351w Heads Fully Ported
-Custom made Ford 9" with 3" Axle Tubes-28 Detroit Locker-3.73 Gears-Shelby Traction Bars
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70boss302
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From: Jeffersonville, NY USA
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posted 03-29-2005 10:39 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for 70boss302   Click Here to Email 70boss302     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Yup, I could have been that man. I always understand things wrong! The good news is that she loves me anyway.

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SteveLaRiviere
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posted 03-30-2005 08:11 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for SteveLaRiviere   Click Here to Email SteveLaRiviere     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
He forgot to take her to the Neverland Ranch for the wild sex.

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'70 Mustang Mach 1 351C 4V/FMX/3.25 Open
'70 Mustang Convertible 250 I6/3 speed/2.79 Open
'72 Mustang Sprint Hardtop 351C 4V/FMX/4.30 Trac Loc
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68 S-code GT
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posted 03-30-2005 09:31 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for 68 S-code GT   Click Here to Email 68 S-code GT     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Yes, but she would have been the wrong sex!

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stc65coupe351w
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posted 03-30-2005 09:31 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for stc65coupe351w   Click Here to Email stc65coupe351w     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Are girls allowed?
Much less grown up ones?

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-1974 351w Block Bored .30-1969 351w Heads Fully Ported
-Custom made Ford 9" with 3" Axle Tubes-28 Detroit Locker-3.73 Gears-Shelby Traction Bars
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stc65coupe351w
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posted 03-30-2005 09:37 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for stc65coupe351w   Click Here to Email stc65coupe351w     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Almost a tie

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SteveLaRiviere
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posted 03-30-2005 09:41 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for SteveLaRiviere   Click Here to Email SteveLaRiviere     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Hey, MJ loves females too, he is one!

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'70 Mustang Convertible 250 I6/3 speed/2.79 Open
'72 Mustang Sprint Hardtop 351C 4V/FMX/4.30 Trac Loc
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