How many of you old farts remember this song? 
Shaving Cream
[Written by Benny Bell]
I have a sad story to tell you
It may hurt your feelings a bit
Last night when I walked into my bathroom
I stepped in a big pile of
Shaving cream, be nice and clean
Shave everyday and you`ll always look keen
I think I`ll break off with my girlfriend
Her antics are queer, I`ll admit
Each time I say, darling, I love you
She tells me that I`m full of
Shaving cream, be nice and clean
Shave everyday and you`ll always look keen
Our baby fell out of the window
You`d think that her head would be split
But good luck was with her that morning
She fell in a barrel of
Shaving cream, be nice and clean
Shave everyday and you`ll always look keen
An old lady died in a bathtub
She died from a terrible fit
In order to fulfill her wishes
She was buried in six feet of
Shaving cream, be nice and clean
Shave everyday and you`ll always look keen
When I was in France with the army
One day I looked into my kit
I thought I would find me a sandwich
But the darn thing was loaded with
Shaving cream, be nice and clean
Shave everyday and you`ll always look keen
And now, folks, my story is ended
I think it is time I should quit
If any of you feel offended
Stick your head in a barrel of
Shaving cream, be nice and clean
Shave everyday and you`ll always look keen
Mustangsandmore Forums
posted 03-29-2005 09:08 AM
