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SteveLaRiviere
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posted 03-29-2005 09:08 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for SteveLaRiviere   Click Here to Email SteveLaRiviere     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
How many of you old farts remember this song?

Shaving Cream
[Written by Benny Bell]

I have a sad story to tell you
It may hurt your feelings a bit
Last night when I walked into my bathroom
I stepped in a big pile of

Shaving cream, be nice and clean
Shave everyday and you`ll always look keen

I think I`ll break off with my girlfriend
Her antics are queer, I`ll admit
Each time I say, darling, I love you
She tells me that I`m full of

Shaving cream, be nice and clean
Shave everyday and you`ll always look keen

Our baby fell out of the window
You`d think that her head would be split
But good luck was with her that morning
She fell in a barrel of

Shaving cream, be nice and clean
Shave everyday and you`ll always look keen

An old lady died in a bathtub
She died from a terrible fit
In order to fulfill her wishes
She was buried in six feet of

Shaving cream, be nice and clean
Shave everyday and you`ll always look keen

When I was in France with the army
One day I looked into my kit
I thought I would find me a sandwich
But the darn thing was loaded with

Shaving cream, be nice and clean
Shave everyday and you`ll always look keen

And now, folks, my story is ended
I think it is time I should quit
If any of you feel offended
Stick your head in a barrel of

Shaving cream, be nice and clean
Shave everyday and you`ll always look keen

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stc65coupe351w
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posted 03-29-2005 09:30 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for stc65coupe351w   Click Here to Email stc65coupe351w     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
The audio version is also funny.

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posted 03-29-2005 09:38 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Moneymaker   Click Here to Email Moneymaker     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Before my time.
Never heard of it.

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posted 03-29-2005 09:49 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for SteveLaRiviere   Click Here to Email SteveLaRiviere     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
quote:
Originally posted by stc65coupe351w:
The audio version is also funny.


Yes, the audio version of a song is always the best version.

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Thud
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posted 03-29-2005 10:10 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Thud     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
I have a Dr. Demento CD that has Dr. D himself (along with the Benny Bell Orchestra) singing it.

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stc65coupe351w
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posted 03-29-2005 02:50 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for stc65coupe351w   Click Here to Email stc65coupe351w     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Thud:
I have a Dr. Demento CD that has Dr. D himself (along with the Benny Bell Orchestra) singing it.



I have about 3 of those CD's. Plus spent many a Sunday night with the raido on LMAO.

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