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From: Riverside California
Registered: Sep 2004

posted 03-23-2005 10:40 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for stc65coupe351w   Click Here to Email stc65coupe351w     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Things That Can Drive A Sane Person Insane:

��The tiny red string on the Band-Aid wrapper that never works.

��There are always one or two ice cubes that won't pop out of the

��You have to try on a pair of sunglasses with that stupid little
plastic tag in the middle of them.

��The person behind you in the supermarket runs his cart into the
back of your ankle.

��The elevator stops on every floor and nobody gets on.

��There's always a car riding your tail when you're slowing down
to find an address.

��You open a can of soup and the lid falls in.

��There's a dog in the neighborhood that barks at EVERYTHING!

��You can never put anything back in a box the way it came.

��Three hours and three meetings after lunch you look in the
mirror and discover a piece of parsley stuck to your front tooth.

��You drink from a soda can into which someone has extinguished a

��You slice your tongue licking an envelope.

��Your tire gauge lets out half the air while you're trying to
get a reading.

��A station comes in brilliantly when you're standing near the
radio but buzzes, drifts and spits every time you move away.

��You wash a garment with a tissue in the pocket and your entire
laundry comes out covered with lint.

��The car behind you blasts its horn because you let a pedestrian
finish crossing.

��A piece of foil candy wrapper makes electrical contact with
your filling.

��You set the alarm on your digital clock for 7 PM instead of 7

��You rub on hand cream and can't turn the bathroom doorknob to
get out.

��Your glasses slide off your ears when you perspire.

��You can't look up the correct spelling of a word in the
dictionary because you don't know how to spell it.

��You have to inform five different sales people in the same
store that you're just browsing.

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Posts: 857
From: S.Ga
Registered: Aug 2003

posted 03-23-2005 11:06 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Billy Mac   Click Here to Email Billy Mac     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
you buy a number of scratch off tickets at the local store...and win nadda....nothing. zip!.......the next person buys only one ticket.....the very next one on the roll.....and wins $500 dollars!!!!

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