Things That Can Drive A Sane Person Insane:
��The tiny red string on the Band-Aid wrapper that never works.
��There are always one or two ice cubes that won't pop out of the
��You have to try on a pair of sunglasses with that stupid little
plastic tag in the middle of them.
��The person behind you in the supermarket runs his cart into the
back of your ankle.
��The elevator stops on every floor and nobody gets on.
��There's always a car riding your tail when you're slowing down
to find an address.
��You open a can of soup and the lid falls in.
��There's a dog in the neighborhood that barks at EVERYTHING!
��You can never put anything back in a box the way it came.
��Three hours and three meetings after lunch you look in the
mirror and discover a piece of parsley stuck to your front tooth.
��You drink from a soda can into which someone has extinguished a
��You slice your tongue licking an envelope.
��Your tire gauge lets out half the air while you're trying to
get a reading.
��A station comes in brilliantly when you're standing near the
radio but buzzes, drifts and spits every time you move away.
��You wash a garment with a tissue in the pocket and your entire
laundry comes out covered with lint.
��The car behind you blasts its horn because you let a pedestrian
��A piece of foil candy wrapper makes electrical contact with
��You set the alarm on your digital clock for 7 PM instead of 7
��You rub on hand cream and can't turn the bathroom doorknob to
��Your glasses slide off your ears when you perspire.
��You can't look up the correct spelling of a word in the
dictionary because you don't know how to spell it.
��You have to inform five different sales people in the same
store that you're just browsing.
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