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stc65coupe351w
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Posts: 436
From: Riverside California
Registered: Sep 2004

posted 03-23-2005 10:40 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for stc65coupe351w   Click Here to Email stc65coupe351w     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Things That Can Drive A Sane Person Insane:

The tiny red string on the Band-Aid wrapper that never works.

There are always one or two ice cubes that won't pop out of the
tray.

You have to try on a pair of sunglasses with that stupid little
plastic tag in the middle of them.

The person behind you in the supermarket runs his cart into the
back of your ankle.

The elevator stops on every floor and nobody gets on.

There's always a car riding your tail when you're slowing down
to find an address.

You open a can of soup and the lid falls in.

There's a dog in the neighborhood that barks at EVERYTHING!

You can never put anything back in a box the way it came.

Three hours and three meetings after lunch you look in the
mirror and discover a piece of parsley stuck to your front tooth.

You drink from a soda can into which someone has extinguished a
cigarette.

You slice your tongue licking an envelope.

Your tire gauge lets out half the air while you're trying to
get a reading.

A station comes in brilliantly when you're standing near the
radio but buzzes, drifts and spits every time you move away.

You wash a garment with a tissue in the pocket and your entire
laundry comes out covered with lint.

The car behind you blasts its horn because you let a pedestrian
finish crossing.

A piece of foil candy wrapper makes electrical contact with
your filling.

You set the alarm on your digital clock for 7 PM instead of 7
am.

You rub on hand cream and can't turn the bathroom doorknob to
get out.

Your glasses slide off your ears when you perspire.

You can't look up the correct spelling of a word in the
dictionary because you don't know how to spell it.

You have to inform five different sales people in the same
store that you're just browsing.

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-1974 351w Block Bored .30-1969 351w Heads Fully Ported
-Custom made Ford 9" with 3" Axle Tubes-28 Detroit Locker-3.73 Gears-Shelby Traction Bars
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Billy Mac
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Posts: 857
From: S.Ga
Registered: Aug 2003

posted 03-23-2005 11:06 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Billy Mac   Click Here to Email Billy Mac     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
you buy a number of scratch off tickets at the local store...and win nadda....nothing. zip!.......the next person buys only one ticket.....the very next one on the roll.....and wins $500 dollars!!!!

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