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stc65coupe351w
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From: Riverside California
Registered: Sep 2004

posted 03-23-2005 10:35 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for stc65coupe351w   Click Here to Email stc65coupe351w     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
A woman was very distraught at the fact that she had not had a date or any sex in quite some time.

She was afraid she might have something wrong with her, so she decided to seek the medical expertise of a sex therapist. Her doctor recommended that she see the well known Chinese sex therapist, Dr. Chang, so she went to see him.

Upon entering the examination room, Dr. Chang said,

"OK,take off all your crose."

The woman did as she was told.

"Now, get down and craw reery, reery fass to odderside of room."

Again, the woman did as she was instructed.

Dr. Chang then said, "OK, now craw reery, reery fass back to me."

So she did.

Dr.Chang shook his head slowly and said,

"Your probrem bad. You haf Ed Zachary Disease. Worse case I ever see. at why you not haf sex or dates."

Worried, the woman asked anxiously, "Oh my God, Dr. Chang, what is Ed Zachary disease?"

Dr. Chang sighed deeply, and replied: "Ed Zachary Disease is when your face look Ed Zachary like your butt."

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adragon8u
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From: Oceano, Ca. member# 2895
Registered: Mar 2003

posted 03-23-2005 10:36 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for adragon8u   Click Here to Email adragon8u     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
LMAO!

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Then never to have loved a tall"
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