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Built351c Gearhead Posts: 117 From: Big Lake, MN Registered: Dec 2001	posted 03-22-2005 09:40 PM The queen of England was visiting one of Canada's top hospitals, and during her tour of the floors she passed a room where a male patient was masturbating. "Oh my God!" said the Queen, "That's disgraceful, what is the meaning of this?" The doctor leading the tour explained, "I'm sorry, your ladyship, this man has a very serious condition where the testicles rapidly fill with semen. If he doesn't do that five times a day, they would explode and he would most likely die instantly." "Oh, I am sorry," said the Queen. On the next floor they passed a room where a young nurse was giving a patient a blow job. "Oh my God," said the Queen, "What's happening in there?" The doctor replied, "Same problem, better health plan." IP: Logged
Billy Mac Gearhead Posts: 857 From: S.Ga Registered: Aug 2003	posted 03-23-2005 12:08 AM we could ALL stand to have THAT kind of health plan!!!!! IP: Logged
ccode67 Gearhead Posts: 2730 From: douglasville,ga,usa Registered: Mar 2001	posted 03-23-2005 07:11 AM Then they pass the room with a guy who has his hands tied down, testicles the size of basketballs....Doc says...He's on an HMO. IP: Logged

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