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From: Big Lake, MN
Registered: Dec 2001

posted 03-22-2005 09:40 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Built351c     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote

The queen of England was visiting one of Canada's top hospitals, and during her tour of the floors she passed a room where a male patient was masturbating.
"Oh my God!" said the Queen, "That's disgraceful, what is the meaning of this?"

The doctor leading the tour explained, "I'm sorry, your ladyship, this man has a very serious condition where the testicles rapidly fill with semen. If he doesn't do that five times a day, they would explode and he would most likely die instantly."

"Oh, I am sorry," said the Queen.

On the next floor they passed a room where a young nurse was giving a patient a blow job.

"Oh my God," said the Queen, "What's happening in there?"

The doctor replied, "Same problem, better health plan."

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Billy Mac

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posted 03-23-2005 12:08 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Billy Mac   Click Here to Email Billy Mac     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
we could ALL stand to have THAT kind of health plan!!!!!

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posted 03-23-2005 07:11 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for ccode67   Click Here to Email ccode67     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote

Then they pass the room with a guy who has his hands tied down, testicles the size of basketballs....Doc says...He's on an HMO.

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