7DMACH1
Gearhead Posts: 2400
From: PHILA. PA.
Registered: Feb 2001
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posted 01-19-2005 06:15 PM
   
The very first ever Blonde GUY joke.....
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> An Irishman, a Mexican and a Blonde Guy were doing
> construction work on scaffolding on the 20th floor of a
> building.
>
> They were eating lunch and the Irishman said, "Corned beef
> and cabbage! If I get corned beef and cabbage one more time
> for lunch, I'm going to jump off this building."
>
> The Mexican opened his lunch box and exclaimed, "Burritos
> again! If I get burritos one more time I'm going to jump
> off too"
>
> The blond opened his lunch and said, "Bologna again! If I
> get a bologna sandwich one more time, I'm jumping too."
>
> The next day, the Irishman opened his lunch box, saw corn
> beef and cabbage, and jumped to his death.
>
> The Mexican opened his lunch, saw a burrito, and jumped,
> too.
>
> The blonde guy opened his lu nch, saw the bologna and jumped
> to his death as well.
>
> At the funeral, the Irishman's wife was weeping. She said,
> If I'd known how really tired he was of corned beef and
> cabbage,I never would have given it to him again!"
>
> The Mexican's wife also wept and said, "I could have given
> him tacos or enchiladas! I didn't realize he hated burritos
> so much."
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> (Oh this is GOOD!!)
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> Everyone turned and stared at the blonde's wife. The
> blonde's wife said, "Don't look at me. He makes his own
> lunch."
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