posted 01-15-2005 04:59 PM
Sometime back a friend gave me a fart machine that takes 4 AAA batteries. It has a remote so that it can be put on some sweet things chair in the office or over the phone, etc. Mentioned it on another site and one guy thought it was disgusting! It is! But it is great for telemarketers. Got a call from H&R Block and a pushy woman first pitched me on tax-I said I had a good tax person. She then pitched me on mortgage-told her my house was paid for and she persisted. I put the "machine" to the phone and let her have a chili special. She asked what that was and I told her I had gas from too many beans, and did another! The phone went dead! Think I better get fresh batteries!
posted 01-16-2005 10:03 PM
LOL.....A friend of mine used to be into Horse shows and competition riding etc.... and so was her neice......(her neice was[and prolly still is] a cronic practical joker.......)..........Welll.....the neice was out on the competition field for warm ups just before her turn.....and my friend had one of those remote fart machines......and had a perfect timing going with the canter of the horse......The crowd was laughing their ( I )'s off.....and the neice was red as a beet!!!! ....(but she regained her composure and finished in the top 3 of the show.....)