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Author Topic:   The GAS MACHINE

Posts: 6734
From: So. Fl.
Registered: Aug 2000

posted 01-15-2005 04:59 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for mellowyellow     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Sometime back a friend gave me a fart machine that takes 4 AAA batteries. It has a remote so that it can be put on some sweet things chair in the office or over the phone, etc. Mentioned it on another site and one guy thought it was disgusting! It is! But it is great for telemarketers. Got a call from H&R Block and a pushy woman first pitched me on tax-I said I had a good tax person. She then pitched me on mortgage-told her my house was paid for and she persisted. I put the "machine" to the phone and let her have a chili special. She asked what that was and I told her I had gas from too many beans, and did another! The phone went dead! Think I better get fresh batteries!

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capri man

Posts: 6495
From: doerun, ga.
Registered: Nov 2000

posted 01-15-2005 05:04 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for capri man   Click Here to Email capri man     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
sure its disgusting but damn aint it fun!!!

mike r
racing is real
everything else is just a game.
81 capri-302-7.33 @92mph 1/8
1.54 60 ft.
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From: Saco, Maine
Registered: May 99

posted 01-16-2005 04:20 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for SteveLaRiviere   Click Here to Email SteveLaRiviere     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
I thought you were talking about Alex...

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Billy Mac

Posts: 841
From: S.Ga
Registered: Aug 2003

posted 01-16-2005 10:03 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Billy Mac   Click Here to Email Billy Mac     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
LOL.....A friend of mine used to be into Horse shows and competition riding etc....
and so was her neice......(her neice was[and prolly still is] a cronic practical joker.......)..........Welll.....the neice was out on the competition field for warm ups just before her turn.....and my friend had one of those remote fart machines......and had a perfect timing going with the canter of the horse......The crowd was laughing their ( I )'s off.....and the neice was red as a beet!!!! ....(but she regained her composure and finished in the top 3 of the show.....)

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From: Marietta, Ga
Registered: Oct 2003

posted 01-17-2005 07:31 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Mooney   Click Here to Email Mooney     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
We've got one of those! Always like to put it on the couch in the corner and whenever anyone sits down there.. Whew we just goto town!

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