THE WASH CLOTH
There is not a woman alive today who won't crack up over this!

"I was due for an appointment with the gynecologist later in the week.

Early one morning, I received a call from the doctor's office to tell

me that I had been rescheduled for that morning at9:30am.

I had only just packed everyone off to work and school, and it was

already around8:45 am. The trip to his office took about 35 minutes, so

I didn't have any time to spare.

As most women do, I like to take a little extra effort over hygiene

when making such visits, but this time I wasn't going to be able to

make the

full effort. So, I rushed upstairs, threw off my pajamas, wet the

washcloth that was sitting next to the sink, and gave myself a quick

wash in "that area" to make sure I was at least presentable. I threw

the

washcloth in the clothes basket, donned some clothes, hopped in the car

and raced to my appointment.

I was in the waiting room for only a few minutes when I was called in.

Knowing the procedure, as I'm sure you do, I hopped up on the table,

looked over at the other side of the room and pretended that I was

in Paris or some other place a million miles away. I was a little

surprised when the doctor said, "My, we have made an extra effort this

morning, haven't we?" I didn't respond.

After the appointment, I heaved a sigh of relief and went home. The

rest of the day was normal... some shopping, cleaning, cooking, etc.

After school when my six year old daughter was playing, she called out

from the bathroom, "Mommy, where's my washcloth?"

I told her to get another one from the cupboard. She replied, "No, I

need the one that was here by the sink, it had all my glitter and