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Dad Vishus
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From: Moscow, Iowa, USA
Registered: Dec 2001

posted 12-24-2004 08:38 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Dad Vishus   Click Here to Email Dad Vishus     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
An Avon lady was alone in an elevator when suddenly she had to FART. She
promptly reached into her bag and sprayed the air with an Avon Pine Scented
deodorizer.

Two floors later, a gentleman got on the elevator. He began to sniff,
and the Avon lady nervously asked, "Do you smell something"?

"Well, yes I do", he replied.

" Oh ! what does it smell like?" she asked.

The bemused gentleman answered, "I'm not sure, but it kind of smells like
someone s**t under a Christmas tree".

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mellowyellow
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From: So. Fl.
Registered: Aug 2000

posted 12-26-2004 10:23 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for mellowyellow     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Good one, Dad!! Well worth sending out to others!

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posted 12-29-2004 02:59 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Moneymaker   Click Here to Email Moneymaker     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote

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