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Topic: Avon Lady
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Dad Vishus
Gearhead Posts: 843
From: Moscow, Iowa, USA
Registered: Dec 2001
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posted 12-24-2004 08:38 PM
   
An Avon lady was alone in an elevator when suddenly she had to FART. She
promptly reached into her bag and sprayed the air with an Avon Pine Scented
deodorizer. Two floors later, a gentleman got on the elevator. He began to sniff,
and the Avon lady nervously asked, "Do you smell something"? "Well, yes I do", he replied. " Oh ! what does it smell like?" she asked. The bemused gentleman answered, "I'm not sure, but it kind of smells like
someone s**t under a Christmas tree". ------------------
63 Falcon 377 Cleveland stroker Flying Toilet alchohol injection. 6.19 @ 110 MPH 1/8 mile
2002 Ranger FX4 daily driver
2000 F350 PSD Crew cab dually - Like commuting in a B52!!
98 US Cargo Phantom II 28'
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mellowyellow
Gearhead Posts: 6734
From: So. Fl.
Registered: Aug 2000
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posted 12-26-2004 10:23 AM
Good one, Dad!! Well worth sending out to others!
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Moneymaker
Administrator Posts: 26242
From: Lyons, IL, USA
Registered: May 99
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posted 12-29-2004 02:59 PM
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Alex Denysenko
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Fleet of FoMoCo products including 88 ASC McLaren Mustang #28 The Barry of BarrysGrrl Quote #1: "I never met a magazine mechanic I liked."
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67stang
Gearhead Posts: 2370
From: Panama City, FL
Registered: Jun 99
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posted 12-30-2004 09:32 PM
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