capri man Gearhead Posts: 6495 From: doerun, ga. Registered: Nov 2000
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posted 12-22-2004 10:01 AM
Marine In Iraq > > Anchors Dan Rather and Peter Jennings, NPR > Reporter Cokie Roberts, along with a U.S. Marine > assigned to protect them were hiking through the > Iraq desert one day when they were captured by > Iraqis.They were tied up, led to a village, and > brought before the leader. > > The leader said, "I am familiar with your > western custom of granting the condemned a last > wish; so, before we kill and dismember you, do you > have any last requests?" > > Dan Rather said, "Well, I'm a Texan; so I'd > like one last bowlful of hot spicy chili." The > leader nodded to an underling who left and returned > with the chili. Rather ate it all and said, "Now I > can die content." > > Peter Jennings said, "I am Canadian, so I'd > like to hear the song 'O Canada' one last time." The > leader nodded to a terrorist who had studied the > Western world and knew the music. He returned with > some rag-tag musicians and played the anthem. > Jennings sighed and declared he could now die > peacefully. > > Cokie Roberts said, "I'm a reporter to the > end. I want to take out my tape recorder and > describe the scene here and what's about to > happen.Maybe someday someone will hear it and know > that I was on the job till the end." > > The leader directed an aide to hand over the > tape recorder and Roberts dictated some comments. > She then said, "Now I can die happy." > > The leader turned and said, "And now, Mr. > U.S.Marine, what is your final wish?" > > "Kick me in the ass," said the Marine. > > "What?" asked the leader. "Will you mock us > in your last hour?" > > "No, I'm not kidding. I want you to kick me > in the ass," insisted the Marine. So the leader > shoved him into the open, and kicked him in the ass. > > The Marine went sprawling, but rolled to his > knees, pulled a 9mm pistol from inside his cammies, > and shot the leader dead. In the resulting > confusion, he leapt to his knapsack, pulled out his > M4 carbine, and sprayed the Iraqis with gunfire. In > a flash, all the Iraqis were either dead or fleeing > for their lives. > > As the Marine was untying Rather, Jennings, > and Roberts, they asked him, "Why didn't you just > shoot them? Why did you ask them to kick you in the > ass?" > > "What," replied the Marine, "and have you > three *******s call me the aggressor?" >------------------ mike r racing is real everything else is just a game. 81 capri-302-7.33 @92mph 1/8 1.54 60 ft. http://community.prestage.com/Member+Pages/789.aspx
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