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Dusty Kiser

Posts: 171
From: Bethel,Oh USA
Registered: Mar 2002

posted 12-21-2004 05:44 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Dusty Kiser   Click Here to Email Dusty Kiser     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Looks like you guys are running out of good laughs. My tiny brain has managed to retain a couple of oldies from Hustler and a couple of other High Brow sources. How about Limericks from Graphilthy?
Here's to the crack that never heals
The more you rub it the better it feels
But there is no soap this side of hell
that can wash away that fishy smell!

This is a place to void your guts,
not a place to bust your nuts.
Keep it clean, keep it neat
so someone else can use the seat

Question: Did you know the toothbrush was invented in West Virginia?
Reply: No, how do you know that?
Answer: Anywhere else and it would have been called a teeth brush!

Did you know a Pollock designed the woman?
No, why do you say that?
Well, who else would put a snack bar and a **** hole right together?

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From: Oceano, Ca. member# 2895
Registered: Mar 2003

posted 12-21-2004 05:57 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for adragon8u   Click Here to Email adragon8u     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
You know those toilet seats with the gap in front? They were invented by a polock who got tired of getting hit in the back of the neck whenever he was getting a drink.
(my apologies for the non-pc joke)

"I started with nothing, and I still have most of it left"
I'm an optimist, but I don't think it helps much

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