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capri man
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posted 12-19-2004 09:21 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for capri man   Click Here to Email capri man     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Hillary's first three nights as president:

Hillary Clinton is elected President and is spending her first
night in the White House. She has waited so long..........


The ghost of George Washington appears, and Hillary says, "How can I
best serve my country?"

Washington says, "Never tell a lie."

"Ouch!" Says Hillary, "I don't know about that."

The next night, the ghost of Thomas Jefferson appears...

Hillary says, "How can I best serve my country?"

Jefferson says, "Listen to the people."

"Ohhh! I really don't want to do that."

On the third night, the ghost of Abe Lincoln appears...

Hillary says, "How can I best serve my country?"

Lincoln says, "Go to the theater."

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Mooney
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From: Marietta, Ga
Registered: Oct 2003

posted 12-19-2004 09:50 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Mooney   Click Here to Email Mooney     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
LMAO oh man, that was low!

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wrksnfx
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From: Warren,MI,Macomb
Registered: Sep 2004

posted 12-19-2004 05:46 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for wrksnfx   Click Here to Email wrksnfx     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I just had the worst nightmare ever oh I get it is just a joke that Hillary Clinton was elected President (WHEW THAT WAS CLOSE!)

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