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capri man

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posted 12-16-2004 01:18 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for capri man   Click Here to Email capri man     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
A tour bus driver has a bus full of senior citizens driving down a highway, when a little old lady taps him on the shoulder. She offers him a handful of almonds, which he gratefully munches up. After approx. 15 minutes, she taps him on his shoulder again and she hands him another handful of almonds. She repeats this gesture about eight times.

Finally, the driver asks the little old lady why they don't eat the almonds yourselves, whereupon she replies that it's not possible. "With our old teeth, we're not able to chew them".

"Why do you buy them then?" he asks puzzled.

Where upon the old lady answers, "because we just love the chocolate around them".

mike r
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From: Marietta, Ga
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posted 12-16-2004 03:26 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Mooney   Click Here to Email Mooney     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
LOL thats not right Mike.. man not right at all. Sounds like something my grandmother would do!!

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