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capri man
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Posts: 7249
From: doerun, ga.
Registered: Nov 2000

posted 12-16-2004 01:18 PM

A tour bus driver has a bus full of senior citizens driving down a highway, when a little old lady taps him on the shoulder. She offers him a handful of almonds, which he gratefully munches up. After approx. 15 minutes, she taps him on his shoulder again and she hands him another handful of almonds. She repeats this gesture about eight times.

Finally, the driver asks the little old lady why they don't eat the almonds yourselves, whereupon she replies that it's not possible. "With our old teeth, we're not able to chew them".

"Why do you buy them then?" he asks puzzled.

Where upon the old lady answers, "because we just love the chocolate around them".

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Mooney
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Posts: 1943
From: Marietta, Ga
Registered: Oct 2003

posted 12-16-2004 03:26 PM

LOL thats not right Mike.. man not right at all. Sounds like something my grandmother would do!!

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