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ddenton749
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From: Kennett Square, PA, USA
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posted 12-07-2004 12:02 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for ddenton749   Click Here to Email ddenton749     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
THE HILLBILLY VASECTOMY

After their 11th child, an Alabama couple decided that was enough, as they could not afford a larger bed. So the husband went to his veterinarian and told him that he and his cousin didn't want to have any more children.

The doctor told him that there was a procedure called a vasectomy that could fix the problem but that it was expensive.

"A less costly alternative," said the doctor, "is to go home, get a cherry bomb." (Fireworks are legal in Alabama) "Light it, put it in a beer can, then hold the can up to your ear and count to 10."

The Alabamian said to the doctor, "I may not be the smartest tool in the shed, but I don't see how putting a cherry bomb in a beer can next to my ear is going to help me."

"Trust me," said the doctor.

So the man went home, lit a cherry bomb and put it in a beer can. He held the can up to his ear and began to count

"1"

"2"

"3"

"4"

"5"...at which point he paused, placed the beer can between his legs and resumed counting on his other hand.

This procedure also works in Kentucky, Arkansas, Tennessee, Mississippi, and West Virginia.

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Mooney
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From: Marietta, Ga
Registered: Oct 2003

posted 12-07-2004 07:29 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Mooney   Click Here to Email Mooney     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
LOL you mean thats now how everyone does it???

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