Registered: Nov 2003
posted 12-06-2004 01:55 PM
> On the farm lived a chicken and a horse, both of
whom loved to play together.
One day the two were playing, when the horse
fell into a bog and began to sink.
Scared for his life, the horse whinnied for the chicken
to go get the farmer for help!
Off the chicken ran, back to the farm.
Arriving at the farm, he searched and searched for the
farmer, but to no avail, for he had gone to town
with the only tractor.
> Running around, the chicken spied the farmer's new
Finding the keys in the ignition, the chicken sped
> > > off with a length of rope hoping he still had time to
save his friend's life.
Back at the bog, the horse was surprised, but happy,
to see the chicken arrive on the shiny Harley, and
he managed to get a hold of the loop of rope the
chicken tossed to him.
After tying the other end to the rear bumper of the
farmer's bike, the chicken then drove slowly forward
and, with the aid of the powerful bike, rescued the
Happy and proud, the chicken rode the Harley back
to the farmhouse, and the farmer was none the wiser
when he returned.
The friendship between the two animals was
cemented: Best Buddies, Best Pals.
A few weeks later, the chicken fell into a mud pit,
and soon, he too, began to sink and cried out to
the horse to save his life!
The horse thought a moment, walked over, and
straddled the large puddle.
Looking underneath, he told the chicken to grab
his hangy-down thing and he would then lift him
out of the pit.
The chicken got a good grip, and the horse pulled
him up and out, saving his life.
The moral of the story? (yep, there's a moral!)
> "When You're Hung Like A Horse, You Don't Need A Harley To Pick Up Chicks!"