mustangmach Journeyman Posts: 67 From: Clinton,OK,USA Registered: Nov 2003
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posted 12-06-2004 01:47 PM
>A new bar opened and everyone in town was talking about it. The buzz > >was because it had a robot-bartender. One fellow had to see this for > >himself, so in he goes and sits at the bar Sure enough, a robot was > >bartending. > > > >The man orders a drink, and the robot returns with it and asks him > >what his IQ is. The man replies that his IQ is 150. With that, the > >robot begins discussing nuclear physics, hydrogen power cells, and the > >current state of the global atmosphere. > > > >This fellow is impressed. He wants to see what happens if he doesn't > >claim to be quite as bright. So, he leaves the bar and comes right > >back in and sits at the bar. > > > >Again, the robot asks him for his IQ. This time the guy tells him > >it's 100. So the robot starts discussing football, basketball, and > >the proper way to grill a steak. > > > >Wow, this is amazing and it peaks the man's interest in seeing how > >good this robot really is. Thus, he leaves and comes back in for a > >third time. This time he tells the robot that his IQ is 50. > > > >The robot replies: "So, are you democrats really going to vote for > >Kerry?" >
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