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Author Topic:   another blond story mustangmach Journeyman Posts: 67 From: Clinton,OK,USA Registered: Nov 2003 posted 12-06-2004 01:18 PM                >A blonde decides to do something wild she hasn't > >done before, so she sets out to rent her first XXX-rated > >adult video. She goes to the video store and, after > >looking around for a while, selects a title that sounds > >very stimulating. She drives home, lights some candles, > >slips into something comfortable, and puts the tape in > >the VCR. To her disappointment, there's nothing but > >static on the screen, so she calls the video store to > >complain. > > > >Blonde: "I just rented an adult movie from you and > >there's nothing on the tape, but static." > > > >Store Clerk: "Sorry about, that. We've had problems > >with some of those tapes. Which title did you rent?" > > > >Blonde: "It's called 'Head Cleaner." > > IP: Logged

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