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johnmustang
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Posts: 5818
From: British Columbia , Canada
Registered: Nov 2001

posted 11-24-2004 12:37 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for johnmustang   Click Here to Email johnmustang     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Malpractice results in Job Change

A gynecologist had become fed up with malpractice insurance and was on
the verge of being burned out. Hoping to try another career where
skillful
hands would be beneficial, he decided to change careers and become a
mechanic. He found out from the local technical college what was
involved, signed up for evening classes, attended diligently, and
learned all he could.
When the time for the practical exam approached, the gynecologist
prepared carefully for weeks, and completed the exam with tremendous
skill. When the results came back, he was surprised to find that he
had
obtained a score of 150%.

Fearing an error, he called the instructor, saying, "I don't want to
appear ungrateful for such an outstanding result, but I wondered if
there had been an error which needed adjusting."
The instructor said, "During the exam, you took the engine apart
perfectly,
which was worth 50% of the total mark. You put the engine back
together
again perfectly, which is also worth 50%. The instructor went on to
say, " I gave you an extra 50% because you did all of it through the
muffler."

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JOHN
65 FASTBACK 2+2.....14.44 @ 107mph 1/4
87 TAURUS WAGON
03 F150 XLT SUPER CREW 4X4 SHORT BOX
Member:Vancouver Island Mustang Association
M&M #1710
65 FASTBACK
2003 F150 XLT SUPER CREW 4X4

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wrksnfx
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Posts: 191
From: Warren,MI,Macomb
Registered: Sep 2004

posted 11-26-2004 11:46 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for wrksnfx   Click Here to Email wrksnfx     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Hopefully he warms up his hands before he sticks them up its tailpipe or the car just mite jump up off of the hoist from the shock of his cold hands and boy that would be a funny sight to see!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Billy Mac
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Posts: 786
From: S.Ga
Registered: Aug 2003

posted 11-27-2004 09:57 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Billy Mac   Click Here to Email Billy Mac     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
funny story.....

but how did he get the heads out of the exhaust ports to remove em through the muffler???

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