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Moneymaker
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posted 11-17-2004 09:32 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Moneymaker   Click Here to Email Moneymaker     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote

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posted 11-23-2004 06:10 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Moneymaker   Click Here to Email Moneymaker     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote



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Alex Denysenko
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NHRA/IHRA/SRA member and licensed Superstock driver
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NHRA and IHRA SS/LA & SS/MA National Record Holder '00,'01,'02,'03,& '04
First SS/MA in the TENS!
IHRA division 5 Superstock Champion
Fleet of FoMoCo products including 88 ASC McLaren Mustang #28

The Barry of BarrysGrrl

Quote #1: "I never met a magazine mechanic I liked."
Quote #2: "Make sure brain is in gear before engaging mouth!"
Quote #3: "If you can't run with the big dogs, stay on the porch!"
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Moneymaker
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posted 12-02-2004 09:34 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Moneymaker   Click Here to Email Moneymaker     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote



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Alex Denysenko
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NHRA/IHRA/SRA member and licensed Superstock driver
MCA member# 53321
NHRA and IHRA SS/LA & SS/MA National Record Holder '00,'01,'02,'03,& '04
First SS/MA in the TENS!
IHRA division 5 Superstock Champion
Fleet of FoMoCo products including 88 ASC McLaren Mustang #28

The Barry of BarrysGrrl

Quote #1: "I never met a magazine mechanic I liked."
Quote #2: "Make sure brain is in gear before engaging mouth!"
Quote #3: "If you can't run with the big dogs, stay on the porch!"
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wrksnfx
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posted 12-04-2004 04:42 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for wrksnfx   Click Here to Email wrksnfx     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Excuse me for butting in (pun intended) but it's getting a bit gamey in here!

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Moneymaker
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posted 12-23-2004 11:37 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Moneymaker   Click Here to Email Moneymaker     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Why yes.



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Alex Denysenko
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First SS/MA in the TENS!
IHRA division 5 Superstock Champion
Fleet of FoMoCo products including 88 ASC McLaren Mustang #28

The Barry of BarrysGrrl

Quote #1: "I never met a magazine mechanic I liked."
Quote #2: "Make sure brain is in gear before engaging mouth!"
Quote #3: "If you can't run with the big dogs, stay on the porch!"
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Billy Mac
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posted 12-24-2004 04:25 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Billy Mac   Click Here to Email Billy Mac     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Lay off the beans, Alex!!!

However.....if you eat even MORE....and drink some heavily carbonated soda.....and THEN do some jumping jacks.....it should produce some rip snorters!!!!!(or some shorts rippers....LMSAO)

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Moneymaker
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posted 12-29-2004 04:52 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Moneymaker   Click Here to Email Moneymaker     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote




Practicing for New Years Day.

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Alex Denysenko
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NHRA and IHRA SS/LA & SS/MA National Record Holder '00,'01,'02,'03,& '04
First SS/MA in the TENS!
IHRA division 5 Superstock Champion
Fleet of FoMoCo products including 88 ASC McLaren Mustang #28

The Barry of BarrysGrrl

Quote #1: "I never met a magazine mechanic I liked."
Quote #2: "Make sure brain is in gear before engaging mouth!"
Quote #3: "If you can't run with the big dogs, stay on the porch!"
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Billy Mac
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posted 12-29-2004 06:44 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Billy Mac   Click Here to Email Billy Mac     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Yer a sick Man, Alex......scary part is....I LIKE that about you!!!...LOL

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capri man
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posted 12-29-2004 08:03 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for capri man   Click Here to Email capri man     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Moneymaker:




Practicing for New Years Day.


dont worry alex, i will see billy mac new years day!!!

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Billy Mac
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posted 12-30-2004 01:49 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Billy Mac   Click Here to Email Billy Mac     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
With THOSE eyes????.....Not Likely....LOL

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67stang
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posted 12-30-2004 09:30 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for 67stang   Click Here to Email 67stang     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Is it safe to light a match in here?

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Billy Mac
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posted 12-30-2004 11:11 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Billy Mac   Click Here to Email Billy Mac     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Do you have a DEATH wish???
For Gawwwwddd sakes.....DON'T LIGHT A MATCH!!!!!!!!!

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Moneymaker
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posted 12-30-2004 11:18 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Moneymaker   Click Here to Email Moneymaker     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote







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Alex Denysenko
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NHRA/IHRA/SRA member and licensed Superstock driver
MCA member# 53321
NHRA and IHRA SS/LA & SS/MA National Record Holder '00,'01,'02,'03,& '04
First SS/MA in the TENS!
IHRA division 5 Superstock Champion
Fleet of FoMoCo products including 88 ASC McLaren Mustang #28

The Barry of BarrysGrrl

Quote #1: "I never met a magazine mechanic I liked."
Quote #2: "Make sure brain is in gear before engaging mouth!"
Quote #3: "If you can't run with the big dogs, stay on the porch!"
www.moneymakerracing.com

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FoMoGo
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posted 01-01-2005 08:47 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for FoMoGo   Click Here to Email FoMoGo     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote

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FoMoGo
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posted 01-01-2005 08:51 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for FoMoGo   Click Here to Email FoMoGo     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote

[This message has been edited by FoMoGo (edited 01-01-2005).]

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Moneymaker
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posted 01-02-2005 11:16 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Moneymaker   Click Here to Email Moneymaker     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote

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Alex Denysenko
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NHRA/IHRA/SRA member and licensed Superstock driver
MCA member# 53321
NHRA and IHRA SS/LA & SS/MA National Record Holder '00,'01,'02,'03,& '04
First SS/MA in the TENS!
IHRA division 5 Superstock Champion
Fleet of FoMoCo products including 88 ASC McLaren Mustang #28

The Barry of BarrysGrrl

Quote #1: "I never met a magazine mechanic I liked."
Quote #2: "Make sure brain is in gear before engaging mouth!"
Quote #3: "If you can't run with the big dogs, stay on the porch!"
www.moneymakerracing.com

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[email protected]
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posted 01-02-2005 02:52 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for JCQuinn@work   Click Here to Email JCQuinn@work     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
This reminds me of a story I heard on the radio news a few years ago. It seems this large fellow had gone to sleep in a relatively airtight room and had passed so much methane in his sleep that he died from lack of oxygen.

Be careful Alex, sleep with a window open.

John

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65460
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posted 01-02-2005 03:02 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for 65460   Click Here to Email 65460     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Judging from all the replies, I take it that should I ever get the chance to meet Alex, I should either, know which way the wind is blowing and position myself accordingly, or , make sure the room that Im in has plenty of open windows or if thats not possible, know where the fire exit is

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fxcomet
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posted 01-02-2005 04:53 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for fxcomet   Click Here to Email fxcomet     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Or, you could just fight "fire" with "fire"...

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Moneymaker
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posted 01-02-2005 05:58 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Moneymaker   Click Here to Email Moneymaker     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Being a cheesehead, you should be used to a substantial amount of "cheese cutting".

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Alex Denysenko
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The Barry of BarrysGrrl

Quote #1: "I never met a magazine mechanic I liked."
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65460
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posted 01-02-2005 07:07 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for 65460   Click Here to Email 65460     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Moneymaker:
Being a cheesehead, you should be used to a substantial amount of "cheese cutting".



Its part of out heritage

If there truly is such a thing as reincarnation, next time I wana come back as a YOOPER, doncha know

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7DMACH1
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posted 01-04-2005 08:51 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for 7DMACH1   Click Here to Email 7DMACH1     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
ALEX MUST BE EATING HIS OWN FOOD AGAIN!!!

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Kellxr7
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posted 01-05-2005 11:36 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Kellxr7   Click Here to Email Kellxr7     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
LMFAO!

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UnbridledFury
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posted 01-06-2005 12:55 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for UnbridledFury   Click Here to Email UnbridledFury     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Makes you wonder if Alex does this number at night...

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Dreamcometrue
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posted 01-06-2005 11:10 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Dreamcometrue   Click Here to Email Dreamcometrue     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
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Originally posted by UnbridledFury:
Makes you wonder if Alex does this number at night...


If he is still married, I guess he doesn't.
There's just so much a woman wants her husband to share.
Rino

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posted 01-06-2005 11:30 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for SteveLaRiviere   Click Here to Email SteveLaRiviere     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
quote:
Originally posted by 65460:
Judging from all the replies, I take it that should I ever get the chance to meet Alex, I should either, know which way the wind is blowing and position myself accordingly, or , make sure the room that Im in has plenty of open windows or if thats not possible, know where the fire exit is


Or at least don't smoke.

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BlueMule
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posted 01-06-2005 11:48 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for BlueMule   Click Here to Email BlueMule     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Stay away from the bubbles in the hot tub too.

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posted 01-06-2005 01:42 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for capri man   Click Here to Email capri man     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
quote:
Originally posted by UnbridledFury:


i just love to do that to ms johnnie lou at night!!

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Do it into a pillow then launch it into the recipient's face. We used to call them 'grenades'.

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97 Expedition XLT 5.4
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ccode67
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posted 01-06-2005 02:21 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for ccode67   Click Here to Email ccode67     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
quote:
Originally posted by UnbridledFury:
Makes you wonder if Alex does this number at night...


Makes me feel sorry for Ms. Beth.
Beth, just shut all the doors and windows and leave him sleeping, we'll rule it a suicide I promise.


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Dubz
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posted 01-07-2005 01:20 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Dubz   Click Here to Email Dubz     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
quote:
Originally posted by UnbridledFury:
Makes you wonder if Alex does this number at night...




Ahh the good ol dutch oven as it's lovingly called. Fun for you and the mrs too

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Moneymaker
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posted 01-09-2005 11:41 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Moneymaker   Click Here to Email Moneymaker     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
LOL

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IHRA division 5 Superstock Champion
Fleet of FoMoCo products including 88 ASC McLaren Mustang #28

The Barry of BarrysGrrl

Quote #1: "I never met a magazine mechanic I liked."
Quote #2: "Make sure brain is in gear before engaging mouth!"
Quote #3: "If you can't run with the big dogs, stay on the porch!"
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Alex Denysenko
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NHRA/IHRA/SRA member and licensed Superstock driver
MCA member# 53321
NHRA and IHRA SS/LA & SS/MA National Record Holder '00,'01,'02,'03,& '04
First SS/MA in the TENS!
IHRA division 5 Superstock Champion
Fleet of FoMoCo products including 88 ASC McLaren Mustang #28

The Barry of BarrysGrrl

Quote #1: "I never met a magazine mechanic I liked."
Quote #2: "Make sure brain is in gear before engaging mouth!"
Quote #3: "If you can't run with the big dogs, stay on the porch!"
www.moneymakerracing.com

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posted 01-11-2005 09:05 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for SteveLaRiviere   Click Here to Email SteveLaRiviere     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Alex is working overtime.

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posted 01-12-2005 01:32 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Moneymaker   Click Here to Email Moneymaker     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote

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Alex Denysenko
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NHRA/IHRA/SRA member and licensed Superstock driver
MCA member# 53321
NHRA and IHRA SS/LA & SS/MA National Record Holder '00,'01,'02,'03,& '04
First SS/MA in the TENS!
IHRA division 5 Superstock Champion
Fleet of FoMoCo products including 88 ASC McLaren Mustang #28

The Barry of BarrysGrrl

Quote #1: "I never met a magazine mechanic I liked."
Quote #2: "Make sure brain is in gear before engaging mouth!"
Quote #3: "If you can't run with the big dogs, stay on the porch!"
www.moneymakerracing.com

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