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capri man

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From: doerun, ga.
Registered: Nov 2000

posted 10-27-2004 07:30 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for capri man     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
One night, at the lodge of a hunting club, two new members were being introduced to other members and shown around. The man leading them around said, "See that old man asleep in the chair by the fireplace? He is our oldest member and can tell you some hunting stories you'll never forget." They awakened the old man and asked him to tell them a story.

"Well, I remember back in 1944, we went on a lion hunting expedition in Africa. We were on foot and hunted for three days without seeing a thing. On the fourth day, I was so tired I had to rest my feet. I found a fallen tree, so I laid my gun down, propped my head on the tree, and fell asleep. I don't know how long I was asleep when I was awakened by a noise in the bushes. I was reaching for my gun when the biggest damn lion I'd ever seen jumped out of the bushes at me like this: RRROOAARRR!!! ..........I tell you, I just poop my pants."

The young men looked astonished and one of them said, "I don't blame you, I would have poop my pants too if a lion jumped out at me."

The old man shook his head and said, "No, no... not back then, just now, when I said RRROOAAARRR!!!"

mike r
racing is real
everything else is just a game.
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posted 11-17-2004 01:49 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for 74merc     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote

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posted 11-19-2004 06:19 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for 69maverick     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
I had to read it twice but I got it!!!

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From: Far East, currently in Japan
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posted 12-04-2004 08:02 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for sigtauenus     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
LOL, that was good!

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From: Warren,MI,Macomb
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posted 12-06-2004 12:25 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for wrksnfx     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Quick somebody get the depends undergarments, wipes and baby powder and his mommy to change him!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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