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wrksnfx
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From: Warren,MI,Macomb
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posted 10-25-2004 05:12 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for wrksnfx   Click Here to Email wrksnfx     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
One day a Indian chief goes into a pharmacy and asks the pharmacist "Ugh me needum condom me no want squaw to get pregnant no more."

The pharmacist said Here you go chief give this a try and if it does not work come back and I'll give you a stronger one."

Well the next day the Indian chief comes back to the Pharmacy and the pharmacist saw him and asked "So how did the condom work chief?"

The Indian chief replied "Um condom no work left nut go mmm, right nut go mmm, condom go boom."

The pharmacist said "Here you go chief give this a try and if it does not work come back and I'll give you a stronger one."

Well the next day the Indian chief comes back to the Pharmacy and the pharmacist saw him and asked "So how did the condom work chief?"

The Indian chief replied "Um condom no work left nut go mmm, right nut go mmm, condom go boom."

The pharmacist said "Well chief I'll have to make you a custom one out of a old bicycle innertube I got out back" the pharmacist comes back in fifteen minutes and says "Here you go chief give this a try and if it does not work I don't know what to tell ya."

Well three weeks goes by and the Indian chief comes back to the Pharmacy and the pharmacist sees him and asked "Say I haven't seen you in quite a while so how did the custom condom work chief?"

The Indian chief replied "Um condom work good left nut go mmm, condom go mmm, right nut go boom."

And before anybody yells about these Indian jokes they were told to me by an actual Indian.

Here is the other joke.

What do you call a gay Indian?

A Brave F'er .

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