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pocket3799
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From: Putney, Ga M&M #4179
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posted 09-22-2004 03:46 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for pocket3799   Click Here to Email pocket3799     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Make sure you read all the way to the bottom.

How To Clean Your Toilet - The Fun Way


Instructions on how to clean your toilet


1. Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl.

2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.

3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids. You may need to stand on the lid.


4. The cat will self agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the noises that come from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this.

5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a "power-wash" and rinse".

6. Have someone open the front door of your home. Be sure that there are no people between the bathroom and the front door.

7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift both lids.

8. The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak through the bathroom, and run outside where he will dry himself off.

9. Both the commode and the cat will be sparkling clean.

Sincerely,

The Dog

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Jeff
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1986 LX coupe

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mustangs68
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From: Buckroe Beach Va MCA#39406 M&M #12 Member Mustang Club of Tidewater
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posted 09-22-2004 05:02 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for mustangs68   Click Here to Email mustangs68     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Wait!!!!!!!!

I flushed the Cat!!
You didn't mention a size limit..
Where's my Lawyer

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SteveLaRiviere
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posted 09-24-2004 07:42 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for SteveLaRiviere   Click Here to Email SteveLaRiviere     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Now what fun thing can we do to the dog?

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fordnmerc
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From: Watkins Glen NY USA
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posted 09-25-2004 05:14 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for fordnmerc   Click Here to Email fordnmerc     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
"In the boarding house, I left them
Everything was growing old
Silver threads among the butter
And the cheese was green with mo-o-old.

When the dog died we had sausages
When the cat died, catnip tea
When the landlord died, I left there
Spare ribs were too much for me!"

---The Irish Rovers

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kwazykat
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From: ...a wonderful place to be.... orange county... NC!!!! M&M member #92 .... a blue-oval GRRL-deluxe.....
Registered: Jun 99

posted 09-26-2004 08:04 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for kwazykat   Click Here to Email kwazykat     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
THAT is just danged funny!


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