68 Coop Gearhead Posts: 1064 From: Mesquite, NV. Registered: Oct 2004
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posted 10-24-2004 12:10 AM
OK, this guy is all excited about his big date, so he decides that he don't any tan lines in case he get's lucky. So, being the genius he is, he lays out on his rooftop. Well, the poor bastard falls asleep, and burns his "tool of the trade". To keep it from rubbing against cloth, he decides to wrap it in guaze. Well, he treats the lady to a home cooked meal, and then they settle down to watch a movie. About half thru, he excuses himself, and goes to the kitchen and pours a tall glass of cold milk, where he proceeds to dunk the winnie for comfort. Just about that time the Blonde enters the kitchen and exclaims, "that's how you load those things".
------------------ William 68 Coupe Stock 289 Edelbrock 600/RPM Intake Ignitor/Flamethrower Thorley's with Da Bomb's C4 2.79's out back(for now) 15"x7" AR ASTRO's(needin' new tires) "Project Under Construction"
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