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Fastymz
Moderator Posts: 19583
From: Reno Nv USA MEM#1240
Registered: Apr 2001
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posted 10-20-2004 05:30 PM
   
A little boy was sitting on the curb with a gallon of turpentine and shaking it up and watching all the bubbles.
A little while later a Priest came along and asked the little boy what he had.
The little boy replied, "This is the most powerful liquid in the world; it's called turpentine."
The Priest said, "No, the most powerful liquid in the world is Holy Water. If you take some of this Holy Water and rub it on a pregnant women's belly, she'll pass a healthy baby."
The little boy replied, "You take some of this here turpentine and rub it on a cat's ass and he'll pass a Harley Davidson."
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68F100
Gearhead Posts: 2542
From: Fort Madison, Iowa USA - United We Stand
Registered: Oct 99
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posted 10-22-2004 01:29 AM
Sorry Ron, I read this yesterday and I laughed my a$$ off, just didn't reply. I still think it's funny as hell.
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mellowyellow
Gearhead Posts: 6805
From: So. Fl.
Registered: Aug 2000
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posted 10-22-2004 06:37 AM
The little boy replied, "You take some of this here turpentine and rub it on a cat's ass and he'll pass a Harley Davidson." [/B][/QUOTE]Another case of an OLD, very old, joke revived. When I was a kid, long time ago!!, The Burlington RR had a streamliner called a Zepher(Zeffer) that went through town, outside of Chicago, every day. That was what the turpentined cat passed sometime in the 40's.
Wonder what life that feline is on now!! LOL!
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