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Fastymz
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From: Reno Nv USA MEM#1240
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posted 10-20-2004 05:30 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Fastymz   Click Here to Email Fastymz     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
A little boy was sitting on the curb with a gallon of turpentine and shaking it up and watching all the bubbles.

A little while later a Priest came along and asked the little boy what he had.

The little boy replied, "This is the most powerful liquid in the world; it's called turpentine."

The Priest said, "No, the most powerful liquid in the world is Holy Water. If you take some of this Holy Water and rub it on a pregnant women's belly, she'll pass a healthy baby."

The little boy replied, "You take some of this here turpentine and rub it on a cat's ass and he'll pass a Harley Davidson."

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68F100
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From: Fort Madison, Iowa USA - United We Stand
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posted 10-22-2004 01:29 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for 68F100   Click Here to Email 68F100     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Sorry Ron, I read this yesterday and I laughed my a$$ off, just didn't reply. I still think it's funny as hell.

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mellowyellow
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posted 10-22-2004 06:37 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for mellowyellow     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote


The little boy replied, "You take some of this here turpentine and rub it on a cat's ass and he'll pass a Harley Davidson." [/B][/QUOTE]

Another case of an OLD, very old, joke revived. When I was a kid, long time ago!!, The Burlington RR had a streamliner called a Zepher(Zeffer) that went through town, outside of Chicago, every day. That was what the turpentined cat passed sometime in the 40's.
Wonder what life that feline is on now!! LOL!

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