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From: Buckroe Beach ,Hampton,Va.
Registered: Jun 2004

posted 10-12-2004 12:38 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for stang68   Click Here to Email stang68     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
It is a joke!!

Do not make more of it than it is.

A woman in a hot air balloon realized she was lost. She lowered her altitude
and spotted a man in a boat below. She shouted to him, "Excuse me, can you
help me? I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago, but I don't know
where I am."

The man consulted his portable GPS and replied, "You're in a hot air balloon
approximately 30 feet above a ground elevation of 2346 feet above sea level.
You are 31 degrees, 14.97 minutes north latitude and 100 degrees, 49.09
minutes west longitude.

She rolled her eyes and said, "You must be a Republican." "I am," replied
the man. "How did you know?" "Well," answered the balloonist, "everything
you told me is technically correct, but I have no idea what to make of your
information, and I'm still lost. Frankly, you've not been much help to me.

The man smiled and responded, "You must be a Democrat." "I am," replied the
balloonist. "How did you know?" "Well," said the man, "you don't know where
you are or where you're going. You've risen to where you are due to a large
quantity of hot air. You made a promise that you have no idea how to keep,
and you expect me to solve your problem. You're in exactly the same position
you were in before we met, but somehow now, it's my fault."

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