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mustangmach
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Posts: 67
From: Clinton,OK,USA
Registered: Nov 2003

posted 10-11-2004 12:52 PM

BEDROOM FOOTBALL
>
>An old married couple no sooner hit the pillows when the old man passes
>gas and says, "Seven Points."
>
>His wife rolls over and says, "What in the world was that?"
>
>The old man replied, "It's fart football."
>
>A few minutes later his wife lets one go and says "Touchdown, tie
>Score."
>
>After about five minutes the old man lets another one go and says,"Aha.
>I'm ahead 14 to 7."
>
>Not to be outdone the wife rips out another one and says, "Touchdown,
>tie score."
>
>Five seconds go by and she lets out a little squeaker and says, "Field
>goal, I lead 17 to 14."
>
>Now the pressure is on the old man. He refuses to get beat by a woman,
>so he strains real hard. Since defeat is totally unacceptable, he gives
>it everything he's got, and accidentally poops in the bed.
>
>The wife says, "What the hell was that?"
>
>The old man says, "Half time, switch sides."

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