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From: douglasville,ga,usa
Registered: Mar 2001

posted 10-06-2004 09:54 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for ccode67   Click Here to Email ccode67     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote

Little Johnny and Jenny are only 10 years old, but they just know that
they are in love. One day they decide that they want to get married, so
Johnny goes to Jenny's father to ask him for her hand. Johnny bravely
walks up to him and says "Mr. Smith, me and Jenny are in love and I want
to ask you for her hand in marriage."

Thinking that this was the cutest thing, Mr. Smith replies, "Well
Johnny, you are only 10. Where will you two live?"

Without even taking a moment to think about it, Johnny replies "In
Jenny's room. It's bigger than mine and we can both fit there nicely."

Still thinking this is just adorable, Mr. Smith says with a huge grin,
"Okay then how will you live? You're not old enough to get a job.
You'll need to support Jenny."

Again, Johnny instantly replies, "Our allowance.. Jenny makes 5 bucks a
week and I make 10 bucks a week. That's about 60 bucks a month and that
should do us just fine."

By this time Mr. Smith is a little shocked that Johnny has put so much
thought into this. He thinks for a moment trying to come up with
something that Johnny won't have an answer to. After a second, Mr. Smith
says, "Well Johnny, it seems like you have got everything all figured
out. I just have one more question for you. What will you do if the two
of you should have little ones of your own?"

Johnny just shrugs his shoulders and says "Well, we've been lucky so

Mr. Smith doesn't think the little **** is adorable anymore...

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From: Marietta, Ga
Registered: Oct 2003

posted 10-06-2004 07:59 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Mooney   Click Here to Email Mooney     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
LOL dirty lil johnny!

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