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From: Bixby, OK
Registered: Jul 2001

posted 10-05-2004 11:06 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for 65_302   Click Here to Email 65_302     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
A father and son went hunting together for the first time. The father said:
"Stay here and be very QUIET. I'll be across the field."

A few minutes later the father heard a blood curdling scream and ran back
to his son. "What's wrong?" the father asked. "I told you to be quiet."

The boy, bless his heart, answered; "Look, I was quiet when the snake
slithered across my feet. I was quiet when the bear breathed down my neck.
I didn't move a muscle when the skunk climbed over my shoulder. I closed my
eyes and held my breath when the wasp stung me. I didn't cough when I
swallowed the gnat. I didn't cuss or scratch when the poison oak started

But when the two chipmunks crawled up my pants legs and said, 'Should we
eat them here or take them with us?'..............Well, I guess I just

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From: Putney, Ga M&M #4179
Registered: Sep 2004

posted 10-05-2004 11:31 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for pocket3799   Click Here to Email pocket3799     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote

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From: Marietta, Ga
Registered: Oct 2003

posted 10-06-2004 08:01 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Mooney   Click Here to Email Mooney     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
LOL whew thats just nuts!

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