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65_302
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From: Bixby, OK
Registered: Jul 2001

posted 10-05-2004 11:06 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for 65_302   Click Here to Email 65_302     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
A father and son went hunting together for the first time. The father said:
"Stay here and be very QUIET. I'll be across the field."

A few minutes later the father heard a blood curdling scream and ran back
to his son. "What's wrong?" the father asked. "I told you to be quiet."

The boy, bless his heart, answered; "Look, I was quiet when the snake
slithered across my feet. I was quiet when the bear breathed down my neck.
I didn't move a muscle when the skunk climbed over my shoulder. I closed my
eyes and held my breath when the wasp stung me. I didn't cough when I
swallowed the gnat. I didn't cuss or scratch when the poison oak started
itching.

But when the two chipmunks crawled up my pants legs and said, 'Should we
eat them here or take them with us?'..............Well, I guess I just
panicked."

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pocket3799
Journeyman

Posts: 88
From: Putney, Ga M&M #4179
Registered: Sep 2004

posted 10-05-2004 11:31 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for pocket3799   Click Here to Email pocket3799     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Roflmao!!!!!

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Jeff
1984 LX vert
1986 LX coupe

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Mooney
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Posts: 1914
From: Marietta, Ga
Registered: Oct 2003

posted 10-06-2004 08:01 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Mooney   Click Here to Email Mooney     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
LOL whew thats just nuts!

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