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Topic: Does Your Wife Have A Headache?
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7DMACH1
Gearhead Posts: 2400
From: PHILA. PA.
Registered: Feb 2001
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posted 09-29-2004 05:21 PM
   
A husband emerged from the bathroom naked and was climbing into bed when his wife complained, as usual, "I have a headache.""Perfect" her husband said. "I was just in the bathroom powdering my penis with aspirin.
You can take it orally or as a suppository......it's up to you!" ------------------
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johnmustang
Gearhead Posts: 5886
From: British Columbia , Canada
Registered: Nov 2001
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posted 09-29-2004 08:24 PM
ROTFLMAO------------------
JOHN
65 FASTBACK 2+2.....14.44 @ 107mph 1/4
87 TAURUS WAGON
03 F150 XLT SUPER CREW 4X4 SHORT BOX
Member:Vancouver Island Mustang Association
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65 FASTBACK
2003 F150 XLT SUPER CREW 4X4
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Mooney
Gearhead Posts: 1600
From: Marietta, Ga
Registered: Oct 2003
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posted 09-29-2004 09:15 PM
LMAO oh now thats just dirty!
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johnmustang
Gearhead Posts: 5886
From: British Columbia , Canada
Registered: Nov 2001
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posted 09-29-2004 11:29 PM
quote:
Originally posted by Mooney:
LMAO oh now thats just dirty!
Only if she wants it as a suppository ------------------
JOHN
65 FASTBACK 2+2.....14.44 @ 107mph 1/4
87 TAURUS WAGON
03 F150 XLT SUPER CREW 4X4 SHORT BOX
Member:Vancouver Island Mustang Association
M&M #1710
65 FASTBACK
2003 F150 XLT SUPER CREW 4X4
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ccode67
Gearhead Posts: 2681
From: douglasville,ga,usa
Registered: Mar 2001
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posted 09-30-2004 08:25 AM
I sneak into the bedroom, where my wife is already sleeping, drop two aspirins in her mouth, she wakes up and spits them out, "What was that?" two aspirins, "But I don't have a headache!" good lets F@*&.
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mellowyellow
Gearhead Posts: 6734
From: So. Fl.
Registered: Aug 2000
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posted 09-30-2004 01:26 PM
Have sent it to a couple of femmes! Can hardly wait for reply!!
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pocket3799
Journeyman Posts: 56
From: Sylvester, Ga
Registered: Sep 2004
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posted 10-05-2004 11:26 AM
Good one!!!!------------------
Jeff
1984 LX vert
1986 LX coupe
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ccode67
Gearhead Posts: 2681
From: douglasville,ga,usa
Registered: Mar 2001
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posted 10-05-2004 01:03 PM
Is it natural for a woman to have a headache 29 days a month????? 
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Moneymaker
Administrator Posts: 26242
From: Lyons, IL, USA
Registered: May 99
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posted 10-06-2004 10:42 AM
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