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7DMACH1
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From: PHILA. PA.
Registered: Feb 2001

posted 09-29-2004 05:21 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for 7DMACH1   Click Here to Email 7DMACH1     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
A husband emerged from the bathroom naked and was climbing into bed when his wife complained, as usual, "I have a headache."

"Perfect" her husband said. "I was just in the bathroom powdering my penis with aspirin.

You can take it orally or as a suppository......it's up to you!"

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johnmustang
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posted 09-29-2004 08:24 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for johnmustang   Click Here to Email johnmustang     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
ROTFLMAO

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Mooney
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Registered: Oct 2003

posted 09-29-2004 09:15 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Mooney   Click Here to Email Mooney     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
LMAO oh now thats just dirty!

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johnmustang
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posted 09-29-2004 11:29 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for johnmustang   Click Here to Email johnmustang     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
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Originally posted by Mooney:
LMAO oh now thats just dirty!

Only if she wants it as a suppository

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JOHN
65 FASTBACK 2+2.....14.44 @ 107mph 1/4
87 TAURUS WAGON
03 F150 XLT SUPER CREW 4X4 SHORT BOX
Member:Vancouver Island Mustang Association
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ccode67
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Posts: 2681
From: douglasville,ga,usa
Registered: Mar 2001

posted 09-30-2004 08:25 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for ccode67   Click Here to Email ccode67     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
I sneak into the bedroom, where my wife is already sleeping, drop two aspirins in her mouth, she wakes up and spits them out, "What was that?" two aspirins, "But I don't have a headache!" good lets [email protected]*&.

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mellowyellow
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From: So. Fl.
Registered: Aug 2000

posted 09-30-2004 01:26 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for mellowyellow     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Have sent it to a couple of femmes! Can hardly wait for reply!!

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pocket3799
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From: Sylvester, Ga
Registered: Sep 2004

posted 10-05-2004 11:26 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for pocket3799   Click Here to Email pocket3799     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Good one!!!!

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ccode67
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posted 10-05-2004 01:03 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for ccode67   Click Here to Email ccode67     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Is it natural for a woman to have a headache 29 days a month?????


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Moneymaker
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posted 10-06-2004 10:42 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Moneymaker   Click Here to Email Moneymaker     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote

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