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adragon8u
Gearhead Posts: 4975
From: Oceano, Ca. member# 2895
Registered: Mar 2003
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posted 09-16-2004 08:29 PM
   
Kids & CondomsA man walks into a drug store with his 8-year-old son. They happen
to walk by the condom display, and the boy
asks, "What are these, Dad?". To which the man matter-of-factly
replies, "Those are called condoms, son. Men
use them to have safe sex." "Oh I see.", replied the boy pensively. "Yes, I've heard of that
in health class at school." He looks over the
display and picks up a package of 3 and ask, "Why are there 3 in
this package?" The dad replies, "Those are for
high-school boys. One for Friday, one for Saturday and one for
Sunday." "Cool!" says the boy. He notices a 6-pack and asks "Then who are these for?" "Those are
for college men", the dad answers, "TWO
for Friday, TWO for Saturday and TWO for Sunday." "WOW!"
exclaimed the boy;" Then who uses THESE?" he asks, picking up a 12-pack. With a sigh,
the dad replied, "Those are for married
men, One for January, one for February, one for March..." Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments
that take our breath away. ------------------
"I started with nothing, and I still have most of it left"
http://webpages.charter.net/adragon8u/mystang
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pocket3799
Journeyman Posts: 56
From: Sylvester, Ga
Registered: Sep 2004
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posted 09-16-2004 08:36 PM
ROFLMAO!!!!!------------------
Jeff
1984 LX vert
1986 LX coupe
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ccode67
Gearhead Posts: 2681
From: douglasville,ga,usa
Registered: Mar 2001
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posted 09-17-2004 07:49 AM
quote:
Originally posted by pocket3799:
ROFLMAO!!!!!
HEY, don't laugh, it's true.  ------------------
Stuart
MCA #48902
M&M #1091
67 stang 5 speed, 351W,
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pocket3799
Journeyman Posts: 56
From: Sylvester, Ga
Registered: Sep 2004
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posted 09-17-2004 08:21 AM
quote:
Originally posted by ccode67:
HEY, don't laugh, it's true.
I know ------------------
Jeff
1984 LX vert
1986 LX coupe
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ddenton749
Gearhead Posts: 377
From: Kennett Square, PA, USA
Registered: Apr 2004
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posted 09-17-2004 08:52 AM
I know. That's why I'm not married anymore.  ------------------
'73 Convertible, 351C 2V
'91 LX Convertible 5.0
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Mooney
Gearhead Posts: 1600
From: Marietta, Ga
Registered: Oct 2003
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posted 09-17-2004 05:11 PM
LOL you ol' foggies are funny! I'm happy I'm young and well.. Yah I don't want to rub it in anymore 
Luke
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SteveLaRiviere
Administrator Posts: 43395
From: Saco, Maine
Registered: May 99
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posted 09-17-2004 06:19 PM
quote:
Originally posted by Mooney:
LOL you ol' foggies are funny! I'm happy I'm young and well.. Yah I don't want to rub it in anymore
Luke
Why? Is it sore? ------------------
'70 Mustang Mach 1 351C 4V/FMX/3.25 Open
'70 Mustang Convertible 250 I6/3 speed/2.79 Open
'72 Mustang Sprint Hardtop 351C 4V/FMX/4.30 Trac Loc
'94 F-150 XL 5.8L/E4OD/3.55 Limited Slip
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Mooney
Gearhead Posts: 1600
From: Marietta, Ga
Registered: Oct 2003
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posted 09-17-2004 06:40 PM
LOL why yes, but for all the right reasons
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ccode67
Gearhead Posts: 2681
From: douglasville,ga,usa
Registered: Mar 2001
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posted 09-20-2004 08:15 AM
quote:
Originally posted by Mooney:
LOL why yes, but for all the right reasons
Ah, to be young and sore again. Youth is wasted on the young. Luke, my advice, Love 'em and leave 'em. ------------------
Stuart
MCA #48902
M&M #1091
67 stang 5 speed, 351W,
Edelbrock Performer RPM package my photo page
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mellowyellow
Gearhead Posts: 6734
From: So. Fl.
Registered: Aug 2000
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posted 09-20-2004 11:28 AM
A little boy with a speech problem went into drug store for an ice cream cone. (old joke)
Clerk says; Can I help you young man?
Kid says; Yeth I want a twoclate twith cweam cone.
Clerk chuckles, and gets the store owner saying: Ask that kid what he wants. You'll get a kick out of it.
Store owner says: How can I help you young man?
Kid replies, pissed!!! I wanna box of wubbers.
Owner says; Rubbers? What on earth for??
Tow put over yo head you big pwick!!!!!!
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stang68
Gearhead Posts: 545
From: Buckroe Beach ,Hampton,Va.
Registered: Jun 2004
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posted 09-20-2004 12:07 PM
LMAO !!!------------------
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