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adragon8u
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From: Oceano, Ca. member# 2895
Registered: Mar 2003

posted 09-16-2004 08:29 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for adragon8u   Click Here to Email adragon8u     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Kids & Condoms

A man walks into a drug store with his 8-year-old son. They happen
to walk by the condom display, and the boy
asks, "What are these, Dad?". To which the man matter-of-factly
replies, "Those are called condoms, son. Men
use them to have safe sex."

"Oh I see.", replied the boy pensively. "Yes, I've heard of that
in health class at school." He looks over the
display and picks up a package of 3 and ask, "Why are there 3 in
this package?" The dad replies, "Those are for
high-school boys. One for Friday, one for Saturday and one for
Sunday." "Cool!" says the boy.

He notices a 6-pack and asks "Then who are these for?" "Those are
for college men", the dad answers, "TWO
for Friday, TWO for Saturday and TWO for Sunday." "WOW!"
exclaimed the boy;"

Then who uses THESE?" he asks, picking up a 12-pack. With a sigh,
the dad replied, "Those are for married
men, One for January, one for February, one for March..."

Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments
that take our breath away.

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pocket3799
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From: Sylvester, Ga
Registered: Sep 2004

posted 09-16-2004 08:36 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for pocket3799   Click Here to Email pocket3799     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
ROFLMAO!!!!!

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Jeff
1984 LX vert
1986 LX coupe

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ccode67
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Posts: 2681
From: douglasville,ga,usa
Registered: Mar 2001

posted 09-17-2004 07:49 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for ccode67   Click Here to Email ccode67     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
quote:
Originally posted by pocket3799:
ROFLMAO!!!!!


HEY, don't laugh, it's true.

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Stuart
MCA #48902
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pocket3799
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Posts: 56
From: Sylvester, Ga
Registered: Sep 2004

posted 09-17-2004 08:21 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for pocket3799   Click Here to Email pocket3799     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
quote:
Originally posted by ccode67:
HEY, don't laugh, it's true.


I know

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Jeff
1984 LX vert
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ddenton749
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Posts: 377
From: Kennett Square, PA, USA
Registered: Apr 2004

posted 09-17-2004 08:52 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for ddenton749   Click Here to Email ddenton749     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
I know. That's why I'm not married anymore.

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Mooney
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Posts: 1600
From: Marietta, Ga
Registered: Oct 2003

posted 09-17-2004 05:11 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Mooney   Click Here to Email Mooney     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
LOL you ol' foggies are funny! I'm happy I'm young and well.. Yah I don't want to rub it in anymore
Luke

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SteveLaRiviere
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From: Saco, Maine
Registered: May 99

posted 09-17-2004 06:19 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for SteveLaRiviere   Click Here to Email SteveLaRiviere     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Mooney:
LOL you ol' foggies are funny! I'm happy I'm young and well.. Yah I don't want to rub it in anymore
Luke

Why? Is it sore?

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'70 Mustang Convertible 250 I6/3 speed/2.79 Open
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Mooney
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From: Marietta, Ga
Registered: Oct 2003

posted 09-17-2004 06:40 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Mooney   Click Here to Email Mooney     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
LOL why yes, but for all the right reasons

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ccode67
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From: douglasville,ga,usa
Registered: Mar 2001

posted 09-20-2004 08:15 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for ccode67   Click Here to Email ccode67     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Mooney:
LOL why yes, but for all the right reasons

Ah, to be young and sore again.

Youth is wasted on the young.

Luke, my advice, Love 'em and leave 'em.

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Stuart
MCA #48902
M&M #1091
67 stang 5 speed, 351W,
Edelbrock Performer RPM package

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mellowyellow
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From: So. Fl.
Registered: Aug 2000

posted 09-20-2004 11:28 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for mellowyellow     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
A little boy with a speech problem went into drug store for an ice cream cone. (old joke)
Clerk says; Can I help you young man?
Kid says; Yeth I want a twoclate twith cweam cone.
Clerk chuckles, and gets the store owner saying: Ask that kid what he wants. You'll get a kick out of it.
Store owner says: How can I help you young man?
Kid replies, pissed!!! I wanna box of wubbers.
Owner says; Rubbers? What on earth for??
Tow put over yo head you big pwick!!!!!!

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stang68
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Posts: 545
From: Buckroe Beach ,Hampton,Va.
Registered: Jun 2004

posted 09-20-2004 12:07 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for stang68   Click Here to Email stang68     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
LMAO !!!

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