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capri man

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From: doerun, ga.
Registered: Nov 2000

posted 09-16-2004 03:38 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for capri man   Click Here to Email capri man     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
The train was quite crowded, so the U. S. Marine walked the

entire length looking for a seat, but the only seat left was

taken by a well-dressed, middle-aged, French woman's poodle.

The war-weary Marine asked,

"Ma'am, may I have that seat?"

The French woman just sniffed and said to no one in


"Americans are so rude. My little Fifi is using that seat."

The Marine walked the entire train again, but the only seat

left was under that dog.

"Please, ma'am. May I sit down? I'm very tired."

She snorted, "Not only are you Americans rude, you are also


This time the Marine didn't say a word, he just picked up the

little dog, tossed it out the train window, and sat down. The

woman shrieked,

"Someone must defend my honor! Put this American in his


An English gentleman sitting nearby spoke up,

"Sir, you Americans often seem to have a penchant for doing

the wrong thing. You hold the fork in the wrong hand. You drive

your autos on the wrong side of the road.

And now, sir, you've thrown the wrong bitch out the window.

mike r
racing is real
everything else is just a game.
81 capri-302-7.33 @92mph 1/8
1.54 60 ft.

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From: Sylvester, Ga
Registered: Sep 2004

posted 09-16-2004 03:48 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for pocket3799   Click Here to Email pocket3799     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote

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