entire length looking for a seat, but the only seat left was

taken by a well-dressed, middle-aged, French woman's poodle.

The war-weary Marine asked,

"Ma'am, may I have that seat?"

The French woman just sniffed and said to no one in

particular,

"Americans are so rude. My little Fifi is using that seat."

The Marine walked the entire train again, but the only seat

left was under that dog.

"Please, ma'am. May I sit down? I'm very tired."

She snorted, "Not only are you Americans rude, you are also

arrogant!"

This time the Marine didn't say a word, he just picked up the

little dog, tossed it out the train window, and sat down. The

woman shrieked,

"Someone must defend my honor! Put this American in his

place!"

An English gentleman sitting nearby spoke up,

"Sir, you Americans often seem to have a penchant for doing

the wrong thing. You hold the fork in the wrong hand. You drive

your autos on the wrong side of the road.

And now, sir, you've thrown the wrong bitch out the window.

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mike r
racing is real
everything else is just a game.
81 capri-302-7.33 @92mph 1/8
1.54 60 ft.