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capri man
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From: doerun, ga.
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posted 09-16-2004 03:34 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for capri man   Click Here to Email capri man     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
A man walked into a bar. There, he saw a beautiful, smartly dressed woman perched on a bar stool. Approaching her he said, "Hello there gorgeous. How are you?"
Having already had a few power drinks, she turned around, faced him, looked him straight in the eye and said, "Listen! I'll screw anybody, anytime, anywhere, your place, my place, front door, back door, it
doesn't matter. I've been doing it since I got out of college. I just flat ass love it."
Eyes wide with interest, he said, "No kidding? I'm a lawyer too! What firm are you with?"

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mike r
racing is real
everything else is just a game.
81 capri-302-7.33 @92mph 1/8
1.54 60 ft.

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pocket3799
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From: Sylvester, Ga
Registered: Sep 2004

posted 09-16-2004 03:46 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for pocket3799   Click Here to Email pocket3799     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Doh!!


Good one!

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Mooney
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From: Marietta, Ga
Registered: Oct 2003

posted 09-16-2004 05:01 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Mooney   Click Here to Email Mooney     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Hey another Georgia boy! Welcome above poster (don't recall your name)

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pmhvps
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From: Lowville,Ontario,Canada
Registered: Oct 2003

posted 09-16-2004 06:38 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for pmhvps   Click Here to Email pmhvps     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Mooney:
Hey another Georgia boy! Welcome above poster (don't recall your name)

His name is Jeff, he's new.
Mike.

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Mooney
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From: Marietta, Ga
Registered: Oct 2003

posted 09-16-2004 08:38 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Mooney   Click Here to Email Mooney     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
LOL are you following me? I noticed the word hippie after a couple of my posts... hmmm???

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pocket3799
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From: Sylvester, Ga
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posted 09-16-2004 08:48 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for pocket3799   Click Here to Email pocket3799     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
So you'll recall my name, I'll attach sig.
See below

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Jeff
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Mooney
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From: Marietta, Ga
Registered: Oct 2003

posted 09-16-2004 08:50 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Mooney   Click Here to Email Mooney     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
quote:
Originally posted by pocket3799:
So you'll recall my name, I'll attach sig.
See below



Ahh LOL I gotcha, actually I answered that post before I saw your post in Sam's Club about bein' new here. Hope you enjoy it here though! Plenty of info and some down right cool folks.

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pmhvps
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From: Lowville,Ontario,Canada
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posted 09-18-2004 11:46 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for pmhvps   Click Here to Email pmhvps     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Mooney:
LOL are you following me? I noticed the word hippie after a couple of my posts... hmmm???

No, just having some fun as I do with my two boys. (16) and (21) We have a great relationship. The hippie thing is all in fun, you see when I was in my teens I was a hippie I guess. My first trip to Florida, (I was 15) in Georgia we stopped for gas and some older guys (18-20) started to hassle me about my long hair and Tye dyed clothes. They were saying things like, " dang hippie go back to Canada, look at his clothes, he can't decide on a colour, or is it a she". When I think back, it was pretty funny, but at the time I was really scared. So when you posted looking like someone from the 60's, VW Bus,and a tree hugger it brought back memories from the past. No offense. Very good luck in your education ( Body Prep )
Mike.

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Mooney
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From: Marietta, Ga
Registered: Oct 2003

posted 09-18-2004 05:39 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Mooney   Click Here to Email Mooney     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
No offense taken at all. All my buddies call me the "Dirty Hippie" really makes for a great explanation when they call me that around a lovely lady. So I'm used to it by now. Doesn't bother me in the least, if it did I'd try to be more like everyone else.. But instead I try to go the other way!
Thats cool though that you and your kids have a good relationship, I can't tell you how many of my buddies once they started driving, they just really seemed to disconnect with their parents. My dad and I work at the same place and hes a tech and I'm in the paint section, but soon I'll be night shift along with him. So we have a lot in common and get along really well. Which seems a rare feat sometimes.
But thanks for the luck on the career, I'm diggin' it so far. Lots and lots of stuff to learn, but in the long run I think it'll be well worth it all. And they're sending me to Dupont schools for free basically as long as I continue to work there. And in 5 years I'm vested in their retirement. So I think I got lucky with this job and I'll hold onto and learn as much as I can.
Thanks Again,
Luke

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pmhvps
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From: Lowville,Ontario,Canada
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posted 09-19-2004 04:34 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for pmhvps   Click Here to Email pmhvps     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Way to be Luke! Take care.
Mike.

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