capri man
Gearhead Posts: 6495
From: doerun, ga.
Registered: Nov 2000
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posted 09-14-2004 09:19 AM
   
> Gladys is standing in front of her full-length mirror, taking a long,
> hard look at herself.
> You know, Harvey," she comments. "I stare into this mirror and I see an
> ancient creature. My face is all wrinkled, my boobs sag so much that
> they dangle to my waist, my arms and legs are as flabby as popped
> balloons, and my butt looks like a sad, deflated version of the
> Hindenburg!"
>
> She turns to face her husband and says, "Dear, please tell me just one
> positive thing about my body so I can feel better about myself."
>
> Harvey studies Gladys critically for a moment and then says in a soft,
> thoughtful voice,
> "Well...there's nothing wrong with your eyesight."
>
> Services for Harvey Goldman will be held Sunday morning at 10:30 at
> Beth Israel Synagogue. Female friends of the family are invited.
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mike r
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everything else is just a game.
81 capri-302-7.33 @92mph 1/8
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