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capri man
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posted 09-10-2004 05:17 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for capri man   Click Here to Email capri man     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
>1. Two antennas meet on a roof, fall in love and get married. The
>ceremony wasn't much, >> but the reception was excellent.
>
>2. Two hydrogen atoms walk into a bar. One says, "I've lost my
electron."
>The other says, "Are you sure?" >> The first replies, "Yes, I'm
>positive..."
>
>3. A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve
you,
>but don't start anything."
>
>4. Two peanuts walk into a bar, and one was a salted.
>
>5. A sandwich walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Sorry we don't
serve
>food in here."
>
>6. A dyslexic man walks into a bra.
>
>7. A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm and
says:
>"A beer please, and >> one for the road."
>
>8. Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says >> to the other: "Does
this
>taste funny to you?"
>
>9. "Doc, I can't stop singing 'The Green, Green Grass of Home.'"
"That
>sounds like Tom Jones Syndrome." "Is it common?" "It's Not
Unusual."
>
>10. Two cows standing next to each other in a field, Daisy says to
Dolly,
>"I was artificially inseminated this morning." "I don't believe
>you," said Dolly. "It's true, no bull!" exclaimed Daisy.
>
>11. An invisible man marries an invisible woman. The kids were
nothing to
>look at either.
>
>12. Deja Moo: The feeling that you've heard this bull before.
>
>13. A man takes his Rottweiler to the vet and says, "My dog's
cross-eyed,
>is there any >> thing you can do for him?" >> "Well," says the vet,
"let's
>have a look >> at him." So he picks the dog up and examines >> his
eyes,
>then checks his teeth. Finally, he >> says, "I'm going to have to
put him
>down." >> >> "What? Because he's cross-eyed?" >> "No, because he's
really
>heavy." >> >>
>
>14. I went to buy some camouflage trousers the >> other day but I
couldn't
>find any. >> >>
>
>15. I went to the butcher's the other day and >> I bet him 50 bucks
that he
>couldn't reach >> the meat off the top shelf. >> He said, "No, the
steaks
>are too high." >> >>
>
>16. Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly; >> but when they lit
a fire
>in the craft, it >> sank, proving that you can't have your kayak >>
and
>heat
>it too. >> >>

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mike r
racing is real
everything else is just a game.
81 capri-302-7.33 @92mph 1/8
1.54 60 ft.

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SteveLaRiviere
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posted 09-10-2004 07:12 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for SteveLaRiviere   Click Here to Email SteveLaRiviere     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Michael Jackson goes to his doctor for an AIDS test. His doctor says "Think positive!"

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adragon8u
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posted 09-10-2004 07:27 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for adragon8u   Click Here to Email adragon8u     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
LMAO Mike! Those were good.

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Fastymz
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posted 09-12-2004 02:06 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Fastymz   Click Here to Email Fastymz     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Little Mikey is dressed as a pirate already to go out trick or treating. He goes to the first house this old Lady opens the door, she says look it's a pirate, but where are your buckneres, little Mikey looks at her and says under my buck'n hat.

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wrksnfx
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posted 10-20-2004 12:34 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for wrksnfx   Click Here to Email wrksnfx     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Two potato's are standing on a street corner how do you tell which one of the two is the prostitute?

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Lokk for the one wearing the shirt that says Idaho on it.

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chip67
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posted 10-24-2004 10:12 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for chip67   Click Here to Email chip67     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
a couple of hoosiers are walking past each other on the road, one is holding a sack. "whatcha got in the sack al?" "i got me some chickens." earl says "if i can guess how many you got can i have one?" al says "if you can guess how many i got you can have both of 'em!"

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Fastymz
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posted 10-24-2004 10:37 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Fastymz   Click Here to Email Fastymz     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
quote:
Originally posted by chip67:
a couple of hoosiers are walking past each other on the road, one is holding a sack. "whatcha got in the sack al?" "i got me some chickens." earl says "if i can guess how many you got can i have one?" al says "if you can guess how many i got you can have both of 'em!"


MikeR get it ? there are TWO chickens in the bag.

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wrksnfx
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posted 10-25-2004 06:04 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for wrksnfx   Click Here to Email wrksnfx     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
quote:
Originally posted by wrksnfx:
Two potato's are standing on a street corner how do you tell which one of the two is the prostitute?

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Lokk for the one wearing the shirt that says Idaho on it.


This goes with that.

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capri man
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posted 10-25-2004 06:50 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for capri man   Click Here to Email capri man     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Fastymz:
MikeR get it ? there are TWO chickens in the bag.


HUH????

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mike r
racing is real
everything else is just a game.
81 capri-302-7.33 @92mph 1/8
1.54 60 ft.

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